Reviews

I've never been out this way in deep Brooklyn before but I was at an event nearby and thought I'd check this place out because it was close. I had read the reviews so…

Have visited PUMPS in a hot Friday evening.
As I walked in, the bar was almost full but I managed to find a place.
I sat far from the bar, asked for 9$ beer and enjoyed…

Visited on Friday night as I was passing through Brooklyn on my way to Queens. Pumps is located in a weird intersection triangle with limited street parking.

As you walk in there’s a pat down…

I've been here twice post-pandemic and it hasn't changed at all. Relaxed atmosphere. Cute girls. Cheap drinks (by strip club standards). A lot less flashy than your usual New York club but that suits me…

Heard a lot of great things about this place so I had to make a visit. Came on a Friday before 9pm, there's a happy-hour special going where the drinks are super cheap if you…

Gotta be honest: I love Pumps.

It's more titty dive bar than anything else. No cover, cheap drinks, chill vibes, cute girls.

It's in an industrial part of Brooklyn. Couldn't tell you about parking as I don't…

If you want more alternative looking dancers, this is the place. Every dancer I saw had numerous tattoos and some had artificial hair colors. No cover when I went during the day and they had…

Prologue: I used to go here regularly in 1990's before they renovated and add second story. They used to open at noon during weekdays and 4PM on weekends. Most of the dancers were Brazilians before…

This place has the most 'alternative' / 'punk' / 'hipster' dancers in NYC, a lot of Manhattan bars can feel very 'everyone has the same body type and is a skinny white girl', so it's…

I'm a regular here. Come if you think Pantera, Soundgarden, Disturbed = sexy time.

Most of the girls are genuinely sweet souls, and there are several lookers, especially on the night shift. Unfortunately, "several" does not…

12am arive fri nite-sat morn, leave 1250am. No cover. ID computer scanned. Full pat down. No Coat check. Wine $8. Pumps brand spring Water and coke are $5 each. All served with paper straws, toss…

I've got to say, I love Pumps! It's been in the 'hood for a long time and is a great place to end your night in Bushwick/Williamsburg/Greenpoint. I came up going to a…