Blah time in boring club

This club is located in an extremely industrial section of Brooklyn close to the Queens border. Extremely hard to get to by public transportation and driving here is no picnic either. Haven't been in the area in years and quickly saw the parking situation is close to impossible now. Almost all on street parking is removed and the club doesnt have a parking lot either so you basically have to figure it out.

The club itself is almost as desolate as the streets with very few patrons and very few dancers at least for a 7pm on a Saturday evening. There is no entrance fee and security does a quick patdown. The club is like a trip back in time to when strip clubs were basically like dive bars with no frills a basic bar and a tiny stage with two poles that can accomodate 2 dancers. This club is more like a biker bar and a lot of the signage, atmosphere and the stuff for sale is reminiscent of a biker bar. The stage where the dancers perform is right behind the bar. The club is very tiny and looks like it can hold no more than 30 patrons.

There were about 4 dancers on hand from white to black to hispanic. On a scale of 1 to 10 they were all about a 6 at best as there was absolutely nothing that stood about any. They all seemed like newbies to the club world and there was nothing very sexy about their dances either. There are no private room or VIPs and definitely no extras. Lap dances go for $30 behind a barely cordoned off section close to the watchful eye of security if they deem to watch. The seating is a semi long bar with a few chairs in the back by the wall. Drinks aren't off the charts pricy with water going for $7 and alcohol obviously at higher prices. Attractive bartender who was a lot better looking than the dancers and the dancers intermittently come off stage during their sets for dollar tips. They're not too pushy about doing that either.