Decent Enough

There's no cover, but you will have to buy a drink. I don't remember exactly how much my cocktail was, but I gave $20 and the bartender appreciated the tip.

If you sit at the bar, you will have to tip the ladies after their stage show. Ladies were mostly white, some Spanish. Some I found ugly, most were girl next door types. The obvious strategies? Sit at the bar and tip everyone so everyone knows you have money, or sit away from the bar and wait for someone to come to you. The sole issue with the sit at the bar strategy is that some of these women are meaner than I ever remember women in a strip club being... Fortunately that didn't deter from my overall experience because everyone sees you tipping.

I eventually find a slim thick white girl that I like. We strike up a conversation. I get some lap dances. It's a good time.