Reviews

This place has the most 'alternative' / 'punk' / 'hipster' dancers in NYC, a lot of Manhattan bars can feel very 'everyone has the same body type and is a skinny white girl', so it's…

I'm a regular here. Come if you think Pantera, Soundgarden, Disturbed = sexy time. Most of the girls are genuinely sweet souls, and there are several lookers, especially on the night shift. Unfortunately, "several" does not…

12am arive fri nite-sat morn, leave 1250am. No cover. ID computer scanned. Full pat down. No Coat check. Wine $8. Pumps brand spring Water and coke are $5 each. All served with paper straws, toss…

I've got to say, I love Pumps! It's been in the 'hood for a long time and is a great place to end your night in Bushwick/Williamsburg/Greenpoint. I came up going to a…

Came here on a Wednesday night. It’s in a warehouse district in Brooklyn. Area is pretty safe. I parked on the side of the building not sure if you can park there but I did.…

I believe this is either my third or fourth time heading to Pumps. It was my first time arriving at the time I did (around 2:30-2:45am; I stayed till close at 4am). There were probably…

Visited the club on a thursday night. The club has a long bar to the right and few small tables tp.the left. The music was 0kay. There was a variety of girls for view.from thin…

First time here in a couple years. Not surprisingly I didn't see any familiar faces. Girls of mixed races - a nice mix. Mostly on the thin side. If you like larger girls, this may…

This club is mostly just one long bar with a stage behind it. As other have said, it is small. There are exactly three small tables, each with two chairs, sitting against a…

Visited this club recently during a stay in Brooklyn. The layout of the club is pretty odd — kind of a shotgun-style, narrow club, only made narrower by the fact that the dance area…

Went on a Wednesday night around 11pm after a concert. Had read some reviews and decided to check it out. Its what every says it is, no cover and a quick check from…

Nice club with no cover charge in the hipster central neighborhood of Brooklyn. Scanned ID and pat down by bouncer. Bouncer is not trying to be difficult, which is a plus. Bartenders (behind bar)…

Came in on a Friday evening. Moderately crowded. Bar is a long narrow space with a few poles. Music playing certainly different from most clubs, with more off a hipster feel. Had to tip the…

I decided to stop into Pumps on a Monday night to beat the summer heat. I got there around 7 PM. There was a small crowd and around 8 girls working, 2 to the…

Went there on a Wednesday night . There’s a bouncer at the door to check Id and a quick pat down. There was no cover. There is traditional seating around a bar and the dance…

Found this place on my way home from an event in bushwick figured I'd grab a beer. It was a Saturday round 7pm. Parked in the business next door cuz it was closed. When…

Visited pumps on a saturday night. There is a small parking lot out front and felt it was a secure place to leave car. Upon entering you are greeted by friendly security staff and parted…

Might be a bit jaded as I live in VA where topless bars don't really exist. Went here for the first time while visiting from out of town. Good mix of girls that rotate regularly…

No cover at the door, but when you sit at the bar you have to tip the girls dancing behind the bar (there're 3 of them at once) so that cancels out to some extent.…

Raven asked me to buy her a drink and she orders a mimosa, and since it has champagne in it, then it will cost $20. I didn't know this till bartender told me the drink…

I’ve heard a lot about this spot and decided to try it out. Not cover which was good. The rest? Very disappointing. It’s more or less a glorified bikini bar. On the plus side there…

I haven't been to this place in 6 years and was surprised when it showed up searching for "gentlemen's clubs" in the area. I'm used to slightly grimey NJ clubs so came back hoping for…

So I went to meet a friend at Grand St, Brooklyn and thought why not give a try as I heard a lot about this club. So it was Thursday afternoon when got in there.…

This place was cool to work at. Good spot to work at as a beginner dancer. Money can be made but nothing to go out of the way about unless you are a…

Got there before 9pm. Beer is $4. After it's $8. There were 2 girls dancing. The other reviews are pretty accurate. Nice mix of white, latina and black. All the…