A Great Titty Bar, Just Manage Your Expectations
Review is based off a couple visits within the same week.
Pumps is a fun choice for a more low-key SC experience. The vibe is definitely more bar than club; when you walk in there's ATMs and bathrooms immediately to your right, then a moderately long bar with 4 poles behind it. There's a couple high-top tables on the left with a couple seats each, but otherwise no other seating. Back and to the left is the lapdance area, which is basically a communal bench with a thin curtain separating it. There's no VIP rooms, so any sort of extras are completely off the table.
Mixed drinks are $15, buying a drink for the girls is pretty much always a $20 glass of "champagne", with the girls getting a token for each one they sell. The stage is behind the bar, so after each song the tip parade begins, and if all 4 poles are being used this will translate to a lot of singles before you know it. If you're chatting with a girl and having a good convo I'd recommend trying to sit at one of the tables across from the bar, if only so you aren't constantly being interrupted.
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