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Pumps
1089 Grand St Brooklyn, NY 11211

Reviews

review
published 9 yrs ago
Pumps is a titty bar, not a strip club
reviewed by
rtheta242

5.7

There are half naked women who look like they belong on the cover of tattoo biker ladies quarterly, and a bar, and three short poles, but no club to speak of. We came mid-week…

review
published 9 yrs ago
Happy Holidays!
reviewed by
WTF1234

7.3

Haven been to this club is a few months, so I stop by on Christmas Eve and stay til about 1 am Christmas Day. This place had a lot of people, mostly Bohemian Type, everyone…

review
published 9 yrs ago
Good vibe but heavy tip parade
reviewed by
mjpenn07

6.3

The Basics:
Arrived around 9:30 expecting a cover but was not charged one
$7 Beers. All of them same price
$20 Dances

I actually like this place. It's like a strip club landed on top of a…

review
published 9 yrs ago
Weird setup
reviewed by
Palagi9

5.7

It's very different than other clubs i've been to in that the dancers dance behind the bar while you sit on the main floor or at the bar, but on the same level as them.…

review
published 9 yrs ago
It's Topless in Brooklyn
reviewed by
emilio42

5.0

When I first walked in, the place seemed a bit lonely, especially for a Saturday evening. I arrived around 9 p.m., you show ID and they pat you down, good security. Slowly more…

review
published 9 yrs ago
No thank you
reviewed by
Therealbigjulian

5.0

I am shocked this place has as high a rating as it does. The girls are average at best, the entire setup reminds me of an awful stripclub I went to once in columbus ohio,…

review
published 9 yrs ago
Small place, divebar, casual, no hustle,...
reviewed by
tuck1

6.0

Small place, divebar, casual, no hustle, cheap beers (for a strip club).

You can sit at the bar and give dollar tips to the girls dancing on the other side of the bar. There is a…

review
published 10 yrs ago
Came here the other evening after...
reviewed by
Reginanew

7.0

Came here the other evening after not having been in probably 3 years. It hasn't changed much which isn't a bad thing. Didn't have to pay a cover- not sure if it was based on…

review
published 10 yrs ago
Sitting on the eastern edge of...
reviewed by
tuscl

6.0

Sitting on the eastern edge of Williamsburg, Pumps has a somewhat more 'alt', biker-ish vibe than most of NY's clubs. Which is great. It's not uncommon for a few girls to have some interesting tats,…

review
published 10 yrs ago
was in the area w/a buddy...
reviewed by
rattdog

6.7

was in the area w/a buddy of mine who was driving. we see pumps as were passing by and we said sure let's check it out as we're basically already there.

no cover as we enter…

review
published 10 yrs ago
Was first brought here by a...
reviewed by
tuscl

5.3

Was first brought here by a buddy of mine a couple of years ago. Located in an industrial/auto shop part of Williamsburg, which I guess is a good thing (no nosy complaining neighbors). The atmosphere…

review
published 10 yrs ago
I've lived in Brooklyn nearly all...
reviewed by
thirdwaver

7.3

I've lived in Brooklyn nearly all my life, but color me surprised to find out that there was a cozy lil hipster/biker joint deep in Williamsburg. My borough isn't known for it's titty bars, but…