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Pumps
1089 Grand St Brooklyn, NY 11211

Reviews

review
published 8 yrs ago
Dive bar, cheap, with above average looking women.
reviewed by
FrancoGara

7.7

I went on a Thursday around 6 to 9pm. It was weirdly empty with only 4 customers with 7 dancers.

It's a grimy dive bar on the small side. Firstly, no cover charge ever and…

review
published 8 yrs ago
Bizarre
reviewed by
stanley0718

4.0

this place is unlike any I've been to before. You sit at the bar, and girls dance behind it. When they're done with their song they walk the stretch of the bar asking for dollar…

review
published 8 yrs ago
I worked at Pumps
reviewed by
quietstripper

6.0

The girls don't quite adhere to the "typical NYC" stripper look- there's something for everyone here. It's a bit of a biker bar, there's no DJ and all sorts of music is played. (House, Rap,…

review
published 8 yrs ago
Better Than I Remembered
reviewed by
Stackson

7.7

I had a free Saturday evening so I decided to roll by Pumps. I hadn't been in a few years, so I wasn't sure what to expect since the last time I'd been there.…

review
published 8 yrs ago
Can be a lot of fun, except when it's not...
reviewed by
NeverNot

5.0

I've been here several times over the last few years and this place seems to be very hit or miss lately, but at least it's pretty cheap. Located in desolate part of Brooklyn, you're either…

review
published 8 yrs ago
So I wanted to check this...
reviewed by
thefever

5.0

So I wanted to check this place out to see what the fuss was about so I came here on a Wednesday night because I was bored.

There was no cover and after the customary…

review
published 8 yrs ago
PUMPS
reviewed by
rattdog

5.3

ever get the question that pops into your head after a club visit that goes like, "why don't i ever learn?" i went to this club years ago, and the laps sucked. from that point…

review
published 8 yrs ago
Solid Eye Candy
reviewed by
KonradSaxon

6.7

I strolled in early on a Sunday night and the place was pretty quiet. Pretty typical layout with a centered main stage and some poles behind the bar. The staff was friendly enough and no…

review
published 8 yrs ago
Not worth it
reviewed by
Gperez

5.7

The club is in an area that's pretty barren in between Williamsburg and whatever is east of it. Not easy to get to by public transportation. The place inside is more a less a shit…

review
published 8 yrs ago
It used to be good
reviewed by
SoyTuPapiDavid

4.0

I have gone to Pumps about 6 times, both with and without friends, to enjoy a pleasant night with the ladies. However, this place is becoming worse as time goes by. The only good thing…

review
published 8 yrs ago
Topless Biker Bar
reviewed by
DoctorZaius

5.0

Heard about this place for a while, sounded like a dumpy Brooklyn biker bar with some topless Suicide Girls behind the counter (which it is). A little out of the way for me, but my…

review
published 9 yrs ago
Hot girls, bad set up and m.o.
reviewed by
MxDrvn

6.7

I actually found this place on Yelp, and there were mixed reviews, with the bad ones complaining about girls asking for money for doing nothing... I was curious and went early on a Thursday.

There is…