Reviews

This is my first review. So be gentle. I have been only a few SC in NYC but I have been going to pumps regularly almost for two years now. The environment is very laid…

While I don't go there very often, Pumps in North Brooklyn is my favorite strip club in the city. I prefer divey, friendly clubs "for the locals", and Pumps really fits that bill. Pumps is VERY…

I went on a Thursday around 6 to 9pm. It was weirdly empty with only 4 customers with 7 dancers. It's a grimy dive bar on the small side. Firstly, no cover charge ever and…

this place is unlike any I've been to before. You sit at the bar, and girls dance behind it. When they're done with their song they walk the stretch of the bar asking for dollar…

The girls don't quite adhere to the "typical NYC" stripper look- there's something for everyone here. It's a bit of a biker bar, there's no DJ and all sorts of music is played. (House, Rap,…

I had a free Saturday evening so I decided to roll by Pumps. I hadn't been in a few years, so I wasn't sure what to expect since the last time I'd been there.…

I've been here several times over the last few years and this place seems to be very hit or miss lately, but at least it's pretty cheap. Located in desolate part of Brooklyn, you're either…

So I wanted to check this place out to see what the fuss was about so I came here on a Wednesday night because I was bored. There was no cover and after the customary…

ever get the question that pops into your head after a club visit that goes like, "why don't i ever learn?" i went to this club years ago, and the laps sucked. from that point…

I strolled in early on a Sunday night and the place was pretty quiet. Pretty typical layout with a centered main stage and some poles behind the bar. The staff was friendly enough and no…

The club is in an area that's pretty barren in between Williamsburg and whatever is east of it. Not easy to get to by public transportation. The place inside is more a less a shit…

I have gone to Pumps about 6 times, both with and without friends, to enjoy a pleasant night with the ladies. However, this place is becoming worse as time goes by. The only good thing…