Reviews

Was first brought here by a buddy of mine a couple of years ago. Located in an industrial/auto shop part of Williamsburg, which I guess is a good thing (no nosy complaining neighbors). The atmosphere…

I've lived in Brooklyn nearly all my life, but color me surprised to find out that there was a cozy lil hipster/biker joint deep in Williamsburg. My borough isn't known for it's titty bars, but…

I HATE NYC strip clubs. Except Pumps. I dislike the "Gentlemen's Club" concept. This is a Strip Club. Do "gentlemen" go to see naked ladies? No! Guys go to see naked ladies. This is a…

Cute little dive bar that is also a strip club. It was pretty crowded when I visited late on a Friday night even though it was the middle of February. I ended up finding a…

The place is about the size of a normal bar, except a normal bar doesn't have 3 poles and a giant leopard print stuffed shoe behind it. There are no tables for table dances, just…

What a legitimate waste of a space for a strip club. I decided to pop in a Monday night because Brooklyn doesn't have too many good, legitimate strip clubs. I figured Monday night it would…

It's best to take the bus here. Parking is non-existent. Drink prices are semi-reasonable. The vast majority of the girls have a plethora of tattoos. Either they have one or two, or they are sleeved…

In case anyone needs to know, there is no housemom or DJ there so there are no tipouts required. There is also no house fee. However they take half a cut of the lapdances ($10,…

I had some time off with no plans and lots of time to kill. So I decided to hit up a club or 2 up just to roll the dice. Almost no cars in…

I came here before 7 a few weeks ago after a shit day. I didn't know the neighborhood so I took a cab and the club was in the middle of nowhere. ID was checked…

Decent girls, but way too expensive to spend any time here. Don't sit at the bar or you'll be spending a dollar a minute, at least. The girls dancing behind the bar are very pushy…

I have been to this club off and on for a few years, and Have reviewed it. As I have mentioned in my last review. I was going back and provide feed backs as an…

Swanky dive bar, tattooed girls in bikinis, and motorcycles. Very chill. This is what sums up the place. This place is tiny! As soon as you walk in you'll see the main bar on the right.…

When I came to visit NY all of my 20-something friends screamed that I should go to pumps, so on a lazy monday evening I decided to hit it up. It's in an industrial…

This place is a total dive bar in the best way possible. I've visited this place a few times over 3 years, and it's changed a little. Day shifts are slow, which can be good…

This is definitely more of a place that you would enjoy as a biker bar than a strip club. The area around Williamsburg may be changing (for the better or worse depending on your history…

Went there one day after work in Brooklyn. Pleasantly surprised by the selection of dancers for a Wed. Afternoon (about 5pm). Had a couple beers while I got to know the talent. Dancers ranged from…

I had been to Pumps once on a Friday night for a friend's birthday and was unimpressed. That particular night Pumps was packed with dudes and there was only a handful of dancers. So we…

Small spot for the bar tender Vanessa is extremely chill. This is like a secret hole in the wall bar in Williamsburg and it's also funny to see who walk in here. The talent of…

I use to like this club. Things have changed, but I think it comes and goes. The last time I went was about a year ago. It was much nicer the dancers were a good…

Pumps is a nice little club. Went in on a Tuesday night, there were a few girls working and no cover charge! I had a few extremely expensive lite beers (I'm not from NY so…

I went to pumps on valentine's day! It was my second visit, my first visit was on my birthday the year before. My favorite dancer is Gwen, i'm a sucker for pale tattooed ladies, she…

Smallish club in the Williamsburg area of Brooklyn. Had no difficulty finding as it is easily accessible by subway or car. Entered without having to pay a cover fee which is great. Walk in and…

Stopped by the other night. No cover. That was great. The girls were all over the place. Some were very hot, some not. Mostly hipster tattoo chicks and a few…

I am been to this club plenty of times for about 5+ years. No cover 2 drink min Place is safe, staff is nice nobody is pushy and the crowd is mixed I have…