Reviews

Went in for a couple of drinks and I noticed about 6 maybe a few more taking turns dancing on the stage behind the bar. If you are looking for a 'traditional' strip club this…

This is my first review. So be gentle. I have been only a few SC in NYC but I have been going to pumps regularly almost for two years now. The environment is very laid…

While I don't go there very often, Pumps in North Brooklyn is my favorite strip club in the city. I prefer divey, friendly clubs "for the locals", and Pumps really fits that bill. Pumps is VERY…

I went on a Thursday around 6 to 9pm. It was weirdly empty with only 4 customers with 7 dancers. It's a grimy dive bar on the small side. Firstly, no cover charge ever and…

this place is unlike any I've been to before. You sit at the bar, and girls dance behind it. When they're done with their song they walk the stretch of the bar asking for dollar…

The girls don't quite adhere to the "typical NYC" stripper look- there's something for everyone here. It's a bit of a biker bar, there's no DJ and all sorts of music is played. (House, Rap,…

I had a free Saturday evening so I decided to roll by Pumps. I hadn't been in a few years, so I wasn't sure what to expect since the last time I'd been there.…

I've been here several times over the last few years and this place seems to be very hit or miss lately, but at least it's pretty cheap. Located in desolate part of Brooklyn, you're either…

So I wanted to check this place out to see what the fuss was about so I came here on a Wednesday night because I was bored. There was no cover and after the customary…

ever get the question that pops into your head after a club visit that goes like, "why don't i ever learn?" i went to this club years ago, and the laps sucked. from that point…

I strolled in early on a Sunday night and the place was pretty quiet. Pretty typical layout with a centered main stage and some poles behind the bar. The staff was friendly enough and no…

The club is in an area that's pretty barren in between Williamsburg and whatever is east of it. Not easy to get to by public transportation. The place inside is more a less a shit…

I have gone to Pumps about 6 times, both with and without friends, to enjoy a pleasant night with the ladies. However, this place is becoming worse as time goes by. The only good thing…

Heard about this place for a while, sounded like a dumpy Brooklyn biker bar with some topless Suicide Girls behind the counter (which it is). A little out of the way for me, but my…

I actually found this place on Yelp, and there were mixed reviews, with the bad ones complaining about girls asking for money for doing nothing... I was curious and went early on a Thursday. There is…

There are half naked women who look like they belong on the cover of tattoo biker ladies quarterly, and a bar, and three short poles, but no club to speak of. We came mid-week…

Haven been to this club is a few months, so I stop by on Christmas Eve and stay til about 1 am Christmas Day. This place had a lot of people, mostly Bohemian Type, everyone…

The Basics: Arrived around 9:30 expecting a cover but was not charged one $7 Beers. All of them same price $20 Dances I actually like this place. It's like a strip club landed on top of a…

It's very different than other clubs i've been to in that the dancers dance behind the bar while you sit on the main floor or at the bar, but on the same level as them.…

When I first walked in, the place seemed a bit lonely, especially for a Saturday evening. I arrived around 9 p.m., you show ID and they pat you down, good security. Slowly more…

I am shocked this place has as high a rating as it does. The girls are average at best, the entire setup reminds me of an awful stripclub I went to once in columbus ohio,…

Small place, divebar, casual, no hustle, cheap beers (for a strip club). You can sit at the bar and give dollar tips to the girls dancing on the other side of the bar. There is a…

Came here the other evening after not having been in probably 3 years. It hasn't changed much which isn't a bad thing. Didn't have to pay a cover- not sure if it was based on…

Sitting on the eastern edge of Williamsburg, Pumps has a somewhat more 'alt', biker-ish vibe than most of NY's clubs. Which is great. It's not uncommon for a few girls to have some interesting tats,…

was in the area w/a buddy of mine who was driving. we see pumps as were passing by and we said sure let's check it out as we're basically already there. no cover as we enter…