Pumps
1089 Grand St
Brooklyn, NY 11211
Reviews
Submit a ReviewA Great Titty Bar, Just Manage Your Expectations
Review is based off a couple visits within the same week.
Pumps is a fun choice for a more low-key SC experience. The vibe is definitely more bar than club; when you walk in there's ATMs…
3 commentslast: 16 hrs ago(FrustratedInTheUS)
GaryDonny
Jan 31, 2026, 11:26 PM
Pumps is the best strip joint in NYC
The portal is asking me to select "day of visit" and "time of visit"; however, I have been going here for a couple years now.
1) Cleanliness and vibe
-It is definitely a dive mileu, but…
3 commentslast: 4 days ago(s4ms0n)
bluebottle315
Jan 27, 2026, 2:17 AM
A standard experience
I went to Pumps on a Wednesday afternoon. They do have parking on the side of the club. The club is located in a warehouse district in NYC so there isn't much around.…
1 commentslast: 1 mo ago(FrustratedInTheUS)
Einstein
Dec 9, 2025, 5:08 PM
Mixed experience but will be back
I went to Pumps around 11 PM on a Monday night. I took the subway and then walked 15 minutes to Pumps. The area seemed safe to me. The interior is small and the layout…
1 commentslast: 4 mos ago(rtheta242)
whomst
Sep 4, 2025, 11:58 PM
Blah time in boring club
This club is located in an extremely industrial section of Brooklyn close to the Queens border. Extremely hard to get to by public transportation and driving here is no picnic either. Haven't been in the…
2 commentslast: 6 mos ago(99rocky)
99rocky
Jul 30, 2025, 2:56 PM
Pumps Review
So, Pumps is basically a strip club with dive bar energy, which is kinda cool if you’re into that. It’s not one of those fancy, high-end joints—it’s a little gritty, kinda dark, but in a…
White Gary
Feb 27, 2025, 1:50 PM
Meh, does the job
I went at around 430. They had been open for just under 2 hours so I thought they should have had the ball rolling at that point.
Big sign on door said no one under…
Samlev400
Dec 5, 2024, 12:26 AM
Interesting Pricing but Sexiest Girls
I just found out about this app. I went on a Saturday a few months ago. Quick rundown of the pricing at this club:
Dances are $30 for a no-touch dance (girls can touch…
jacknjake
Nov 14, 2024, 12:04 AM
Checking out Pumps
Last week I was in New York for a couple of days and ended up checking out Pumps on back to back nights, both after midnight.
Pumps is a building right on the side of…
Johnbongjovi
Oct 19, 2024, 7:24 PM
Chill and divey
Stopped around 5 after work for a few beers. No cover as usual but the security checked my ID and gave me a quick pat down. Still the same layout as mentioned in the previous…
s4ms0n
Sep 24, 2024, 6:32 PM
First time, unusual but fun
Place looks like a biker bar meets a strip club. You walk in a gruffy bouncer asks for your ID, then ushers you in, no cover or anything. There’s a long bar with a stage…
2 commentslast: 1 yr ago(rtheta242)
Bowmen-tulips
Aug 14, 2024, 1:40 PM
Trashy alt-girl place which might surprise you
I have been to this club a few times. It is known mostly as a hipster / biker / alt-girl type spot — the kind of place people go with their girlfriends to get a drink…
untitled
Aug 5, 2024, 1:46 PM
Not so pumped up
My first time going to Pumps, the girls working were incredibly hot but a little pushy. Tips are given out after each song for the girls that dance behind the bar but some were not…
Flyingswine
Mar 29, 2024, 3:30 PM
Lively on a Saturday but will eat up your money quick
Stopped by around 11pm on a Saturday not so long ago. I'd been at a house party until then and didn't feel like going straight home. The place was lively, not quite slammed but full,…
radiochinmoku
Mar 5, 2024, 10:26 PM
Fun scene, friendly girls, but not great value for dances
Was after midnight but not yet ready to go home so swung by to see what it was like inside. Have driven by many times. Pumps is near the Brooklyn Queens border in a semi…
Ghjklasdf
Feb 12, 2024, 6:08 PM
Decent Enough
There's no cover, but you will have to buy a drink. I don't remember exactly how much my cocktail was, but I gave $20 and the bartender appreciated the tip.
If you sit at the bar,…
solidmark
Jan 3, 2024, 4:25 AM
Bad Club ? Nah....Bad You
Pumps is located in an industrial area in the heart of Brooklyn. It exists within a little triangular cutout of land flanked by fairly busy mid-urban streets. It's near a few music venues in a…
1 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(funonthaside)
halfwitpiehole
Nov 4, 2023, 2:56 AM
Back In Time
I've never been out this way in deep Brooklyn before but I was at an event nearby and thought I'd check this place out because it was close. I had read the reviews so…
JackKash
Nov 3, 2023, 12:56 PM
Many beautiful girls, good vibe
Have visited PUMPS in a hot Friday evening.
As I walked in, the bar was almost full but I managed to find a place.
I sat far from the bar, asked for 9$ beer and enjoyed…
6 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(s88)
sexual_apprentice
Jul 22, 2023, 2:46 PM
Wasn’t PUMPed after this visit.
Visited on Friday night as I was passing through Brooklyn on my way to Queens. Pumps is located in a weird intersection triangle with limited street parking.
As you walk in there’s a pat down…
thefever
Mar 28, 2023, 2:25 AM
Same ol' Pumps
I've been here twice post-pandemic and it hasn't changed at all. Relaxed atmosphere. Cute girls. Cheap drinks (by strip club standards). A lot less flashy than your usual New York club but that suits me…
BuddyBradley
Sep 26, 2022, 7:58 AM
Pumped up.
Heard a lot of great things about this place so I had to make a visit. Came on a Friday before 9pm, there's a happy-hour special going where the drinks are super cheap if you…
tuskular
Sep 18, 2022, 8:00 PM
I'm a sucker for hipster girls, what can I say.
Gotta be honest: I love Pumps.
It's more titty dive bar than anything else. No cover, cheap drinks, chill vibes, cute girls.
It's in an industrial part of Brooklyn. Couldn't tell you about parking as I don't…
MayorBeauJames
Jun 3, 2022, 1:41 PM
For those that like alternative women
If you want more alternative looking dancers, this is the place. Every dancer I saw had numerous tattoos and some had artificial hair colors. No cover when I went during the day and they had…
serenity21
Jun 1, 2022, 1:47 AM
Breakup with Pumps and find another strip club to be my regular hangout
Prologue: I used to go here regularly in 1990's before they renovated and add second story. They used to open at noon during weekdays and 4PM on weekends. Most of the dancers were Brazilians before…
Sandhog
Mar 18, 2022, 5:29 PM

