Reviews

So, Pumps is basically a strip club with dive bar energy, which is kinda cool if you’re into that. It’s not one of those fancy, high-end joints—it’s a little gritty, kinda dark, but in a…

I went at around 430. They had been open for just under 2 hours so I thought they should have had the ball rolling at that point.
Big sign on door said no one under…

I just found out about this app. I went on a Saturday a few months ago. Quick rundown of the pricing at this club:

Dances are $30 for a no-touch dance (girls can touch…

Last week I was in New York for a couple of days and ended up checking out Pumps on back to back nights, both after midnight.
Pumps is a building right on the side of…

Stopped around 5 after work for a few beers. No cover as usual but the security checked my ID and gave me a quick pat down. Still the same layout as mentioned in the previous…

Place looks like a biker bar meets a strip club. You walk in a gruffy bouncer asks for your ID, then ushers you in, no cover or anything. There’s a long bar with a stage…

I have been to this club a few times. It is known mostly as a hipster / biker / alt-girl type spot — the kind of place people go with their girlfriends to get a drink…

My first time going to Pumps, the girls working were incredibly hot but a little pushy. Tips are given out after each song for the girls that dance behind the bar but some were not…

Stopped by around 11pm on a Saturday not so long ago. I'd been at a house party until then and didn't feel like going straight home. The place was lively, not quite slammed but full,…

Was after midnight but not yet ready to go home so swung by to see what it was like inside. Have driven by many times. Pumps is near the Brooklyn Queens border in a semi…

There's no cover, but you will have to buy a drink. I don't remember exactly how much my cocktail was, but I gave $20 and the bartender appreciated the tip.

If you sit at the bar,…

Pumps is located in an industrial area in the heart of Brooklyn. It exists within a little triangular cutout of land flanked by fairly busy mid-urban streets. It's near a few music venues in a…