Pumps Reviews

I went at around 430. They had been open for just under 2 hours so I thought they should have had the ball rolling at that point. Big sign on door said no one...

I just found out about this app. I went on a Saturday a few months ago. Quick rundown of the pricing at this club: Dances are $30 for a no-touch dance (girls can...

Last week I was in New York for a couple of days and ended up checking out Pumps on back to back nights, both after midnight. Pumps is a building right on the side...

Stopped around 5 after work for a few beers. No cover as usual but the security checked my ID and gave me a quick pat down. Still the same layout as mentioned in the...

Place looks like a biker bar meets a strip club. You walk in a gruffy bouncer asks for your ID, then ushers you in, no cover or anything. There’s a long bar with a...

I have been to this club a few times. It is known mostly as a hipster / biker / alt-girl type spot — the kind of place people go with their girlfriends to get a...

My first time going to Pumps, the girls working were incredibly hot but a little pushy. Tips are given out after each song for the girls that dance behind the bar but some were...

Stopped by around 11pm on a Saturday not so long ago. I'd been at a house party until then and didn't feel like going straight home. The place was lively, not quite slammed but...

Was after midnight but not yet ready to go home so swung by to see what it was like inside. Have driven by many times. Pumps is near the Brooklyn Queens border in a...

There's no cover, but you will have to buy a drink. I don't remember exactly how much my cocktail was, but I gave $20 and the bartender appreciated the tip. If you sit at the...

Pumps is located in an industrial area in the heart of Brooklyn. It exists within a little triangular cutout of land flanked by fairly busy mid-urban streets. It's near a few music venues in...

I've never been out this way in deep Brooklyn before but I was at an event nearby and thought I'd check this place out because it was close. I had read the reviews...

Have visited PUMPS in a hot Friday evening. As I walked in, the bar was almost full but I managed to find a place. I sat far from the bar, asked for 9$ beer and...

Visited on Friday night as I was passing through Brooklyn on my way to Queens. Pumps is located in a weird intersection triangle with limited street parking. As you walk in there’s a pat...

I've been here twice post-pandemic and it hasn't changed at all. Relaxed atmosphere. Cute girls. Cheap drinks (by strip club standards). A lot less flashy than your usual New York club but that suits...

Heard a lot of great things about this place so I had to make a visit. Came on a Friday before 9pm, there's a happy-hour special going where the drinks are super cheap if...

Gotta be honest: I love Pumps. It's more titty dive bar than anything else. No cover, cheap drinks, chill vibes, cute girls. It's in an industrial part of Brooklyn. Couldn't tell you about parking as I...

If you want more alternative looking dancers, this is the place. Every dancer I saw had numerous tattoos and some had artificial hair colors. No cover when I went during the day and they...

Prologue: I used to go here regularly in 1990's before they renovated and add second story. They used to open at noon during weekdays and 4PM on weekends. Most of the dancers were Brazilians...

This place has the most 'alternative' / 'punk' / 'hipster' dancers in NYC, a lot of Manhattan bars can feel very 'everyone has the same body type and is a skinny white girl', so...

I'm a regular here. Come if you think Pantera, Soundgarden, Disturbed = sexy time. Most of the girls are genuinely sweet souls, and there are several lookers, especially on the night shift. Unfortunately, "several" does...

12am arive fri nite-sat morn, leave 1250am. No cover. ID computer scanned. Full pat down. No Coat check. Wine $8. Pumps brand spring Water and coke are $5 each. All served with paper straws,...

I've got to say, I love Pumps! It's been in the 'hood for a long time and is a great place to end your night in Bushwick/Williamsburg/Greenpoint. I came up going to...

Came here on a Wednesday night. It’s in a warehouse district in Brooklyn. Area is pretty safe. I parked on the side of the building not sure if you can park there but I...

I believe this is either my third or fourth time heading to Pumps. It was my first time arriving at the time I did (around 2:30-2:45am; I stayed till close at 4am). There were...