Lou Turks

Growing up in Philadelphia, Lou Turks was a legend. As teenagers we wanted to go there because it was the only strip club we'd heard about. I moved from Philly as a…

Had to work the Sunday after the holiday so I decided to reward myself with a night out. Was in the area so I decided to give this place another try. Definitely…

On previous visits to this club I had been told that the dancers that came in after 8p were really beautiful, so I decided to check it out in weekend prime time.…

This was my first time at Turks in many years sine they don't open till 4pm and I'm an early afternoon guy. But had a business dinner nearby so decided to…

This was my first visit to this place, gave it a shot because one my favorite dancer at another club had worked here previously. Decent size club, on a Sunday night only the…

Was meeting up with a favorite at Cheerleaders and wanted to make sure that I had enough in me to quench her thirst, so I stopped at Lou Turks for a little…

Worked on Saturday and went out to a few clubs afterwards for some me time. Lou Turks is usually on my list of places to visit. Best time is later at night…

Parked right in the front. Standard id check and $10 cover. Let’s start of by saying.. ITS COLD AS FUCK INSIDE.. FREEZING. Once you walk in, the main is on the left…

Visited Lou Turks for the first time ever this weekend. We chose this spot do to its close location to Harrahs where we just left after a rough night of blackjack. We…

Nov 3, 2023 I discovered this place 4 years ago when I was on a road trip. I went there a couple of times until covid. I was on another road trip so…

Stopped by on a Tuesday night with a buddy after catching a ball game together. D E A D. Surprised at a $10 cover for a Tuesday, but we paid.…

Recently went to Lou Turks. Security greeted me at the door. Cover charge was only $10 at the time of opening and 20 after 11pm i believe. On Tuesday nights they have…

Was in the area on a Monday night and stopped by because on their IG page they promote that there’s no cover on Monday’s. Arrived around 11:30, ample parking against building -…

So after work I decided I had nothing better to do so why not enjoy a good view of a beer or two. Parking lot is as dead to the point I…

This was my first visit to Lou Turks. I had arrived to the area late on a Tuesday night and I’ve seen the club many times while driving. I figured I had…

I've been to Lou Turk's a handful of times over the last year or two--most recently was a surprisingly quiet Friday night. In most respects, I'd call the club good-not-great, with one…

- [ ] ID checked NO - [ ] ID scanned NO - [x] Metal detector YES - [ ] Metal detector NO - [ ] Pat down YES - [x] Pat down NO Cover: $10 Club: building on…

It’s Biseggi! Everybody knows me! I’m that real deal Italian meal strip club reviewerer! Let’s try this again ok!? So this Lou Turkos charges a cover charge. Ten or…

I came back from the airport and was parked in a different lot than I usually park. Coming out I noticed Lou Turks and had to stop in. It's in Essington,…

This club has typical and atypical elements. You walk in and go through a metal detector and pay cover which is around $10. Then there is a large bar on your…

Biseggi here! Everybody knows me! I’m that real deal Italian strip club goer. Me and my boy Snerzy hit all the best clubs. I went to this Lou Turkos…

Essington, PA. Saturday night, After midnight. Right by the airport. Next to a WaWa, which NJ and PA people seem to go fucking nuts over, I don't get it personally but whatever.…

I live not even a mile from Turk’s and have been passing by recently wondering if the gossip that’s been circulating about the club being revamped, with the women being the biggest…

I discovered this place 2 years ago when I was on a road trip. I went there a couple of times until covid. I was on another road trip so I…

What to do on a fall Sunday with no Eagles? Let the monger out! After a disappointing stop at another (empty) competitor club In South Philly, I decided to stop at Lou Turk's…

Lou Turks always gets a bad rap but it does not deserve it at all. The bartenders are always friendly and the food is great. It is a…

So here in suburban Philly, the crackdown has hit pretty hard. For a while all the bars were shut down, then re-opened with a ton of restrictions, then another shutdown. Now stuff has…

Went in on a Thursday evening between 7 -8 and I will only give a brief idea of the layout since it has been discussed here quite a few times. A nice…

Lou Turks has been around for ages , but since they renovated the club several years ago this place is much more comfortable . At times parking can be a challenge on…

This was my first time at Lou Turks since the renovation a couple years ago. $10 cover but the place does look great. There is a back smaller bar and front…

This is a club that is not very far from my neighborhood, so I thought that I would stop in and see if I could have a good time there. It’s always…

I was bumped off my flight and rescheduled for early morning so they put me up in a local hotel. Saw it was a 15 minute walk so headed over. Nice inside…

Dropped on for the first time in about five years. In the pat I never experienced much mileage here and I always got blue balls by it. My buddy and I dropped…

Normally they open at 4:00 every day. So when I stop in at 5 or 6 they're just gearing up. It's usually quiet with just a few girls and customers.…

I've lived within twenty minutes of Lou Turk's for most of my life, but for some reason never visited until this week. While I indicated that my visit was a Friday…

Stopped in during the weekend to see what this club had to offer and it wasn’t bad. I do lean towards the seedier locales but this was nice inside, clean and just…

stopped in on Wed afternoon on my way home, thought to just have a beer and check the place out. Was before they started taking cover charge so not much…

I hadn't been to Lou Turk's since before the renovation. All I can say is, wow! Hard to believe this is the same place. The outside looks the same,…

I hadn't been here in a while and decided to stop in with a buddy of mine. Very much of a blue collar vibe here. Most girls were friendly but others…

Parking lot was packed, parked around back, felt safe walking in, well lit. Paid TEN dollar cover and was patted down. Large bar with over 20 patrons and one bartender. Paid Seven…

Went on Monday to watch the game its was pretty ok nice asees couple pretty faces some slim as well they were mainly rican and black.The prices are your regular prices you…

Been to Uncle Louie’s a couple times now and the place didn’t disappoint. Went with a couple of friends for a bachelor party to have a good time. Mostly white girls here…

As has been mentioned this is more of a neighborhood joint. Some decent looking girls, extras are rare. I was making the rounds on Saturday. Since it was Labor…

Girlfriend and I were in the mood to try somewhere new so we ventured out near the airport to this place. Rather small but not over crowded and plenty of seating…

Went here on a Wednesday around about 6ish I dont think I paid a cover charge anyway this place is a smoking place so if you can not handle the smoking…

This kinda' sucked. There were 6 dancers on duty and all but one was thick. Two of the dancers were attractive despite being a little thick, but the other 3…

This place is easily my favorite place to go in Philadelphia. The dancers are super friendly and not pushy at all. Like most places, there's is a dollar parade after their…

Lou Turks has been a Philly institution for at least 35 years. I hadn't been in decades, but found myself in the area with time to kill. Why not renew old memories?…

I was in the area this past Saturday and had a brief window of time to seek the friendly SC environs for a drink and some relaxation. LT's was my only/best…

It was my first strib club experience, and I really enjoy it:) It is like a suburban place with not too many parking spot, but accessibility is very easy! I parked the…

I visited this place based on the reviews here in Tuscl. Smaller than what I thought but it's nice, not upscale by any means just the typical SC from the suburbs.…

I stopped by this place for the first time with a friend who had been there before. He told me nothing before entering so I was a blank slate. Went in…

My GPS put me a little off the path but I called them and they told me they were right across the street from the Wawa and I found them. I went…

This place had a lot to be desired in terms of atmosphere many years back but has improved quite a bit since then. Good DJ, good vibe. Dancers are a…

This is a cool spot to get couple drinks and look at pgirls get some dances some touches but nothing more then that so if you want extra dont go here but…

I've always thought of this place as a friendly neighborhood joint. Decent looking girls, not pushy during the dollar parade. Some girls don't even ask for a dance, just hang…

I love going to this place, it is easily my favorite club in the Philly area. My last few trips have not disappointed. You would never know it from the outside…

Stopped in on a Saturday evening grabbed a few beers. Maybe 8-10 girls on. All decent looking. Normal dollar parade after 2 songs. The girls seemed to be sitting with regulars. Had1…

The history and legacy of this place is well known. Other than a brief window after the remodeling and before cameras were installed, extras aren't really an option here. Had…

I usually go to oasis but decided to change it up and go Lou Turks the other night for some fun. Didn't love the small parking lot but was able to…

Me and a few buddies showed up at Lou Turks around 11:30 on a Friday night. It wasn't really that crowded, but there was enough people there that it didn't feel dead.…

This place has been here at least 45 years or so, used to be a local legend, back in the day when there were way fewer strip clubs. Many local kids…

Never been to philly clubs before, and definitely wouldn't come back to this one. Club itself seems to be in a safe area of town. You walk in, there is…

about 3 girls on rotation when I most went most recently. I've been there with up to 10 girls, as well. Basically, it's a very low key place in which you should…

There are two bars here, I set it on the back. There was a very hot dancer there (stripper name Nala) Who was doing something on her phone the whole…

Wow, was there back in the day but recently was shocked by what a long way this place has come. The cashier when you walk in with brown hair big boobs and…

Haven't been to LT's in years. Stopped by on my way back from the airport after dropping off a friend. The place looks really nice inside, but this is strictly look-y…

I stopped by with some time between meetings. There were a few locals and more dancers than patrons. I didn't expect much of the place coming in. I remember when it seemed…

First went to Turk's back aver 30 years ago and it was a lot of fun. You could get a cheese burger and a fur burger during the same lunch break.…

I was expecting to work late on Wednesday but was pleasantly surprised to be finished early (10pm). Since I had a late night pass for the evening from the wife I…

The club is big and very nice in appearance, on the inside. I wish I could say the dancers were equally impressive, but I was disappointed. There were about six or seven…

I visited this place again on a Friday evening not long ago. Pretty much everything stays the same here. A basic neighborhood bar with topless dancers. Girls do 2-3…

Staying at one of the nearby hotels so I thought I would give Lou a try. Arrived around 730, easily got a seat at the bar and while I was expecting…

Not my first trip to Lou Turks, and definitely not my last. Turks has been a staple of Delaware County for many many years. I remember a time when the place had…