Thursday Night Fail at Turk's Place

This was my first time at Turks in many years sine they don't open till 4pm and I'm an early afternoon guy. But had a business dinner nearby so decided to stop in. I got there about 8pm.

On entering you go through a metal detector I also got patted down. Cover was $10. The bar is to the left and is a kidney shaped affair with a small stage in the middle. I got a club soda that I believe was $5. There were about 5 PLs at the bar and a couple girls sitting looking at their phones and one girl with a guy. The girls do two songs then come around for the tip walk. I would say that the girls that I saw were meh at best, maybe 5s. The ones that came around were desultory and did not even try to entice me into a LD.

Finally a spinner dressed like an astronaut (big white paper helmet and sun glasses) came around and sat down with me. I asked about the LD menu and was told $20 in the common room, $35 in a more private area and $55 nude.