Lou Turks
500 Powhatan Ave Essington, PA 19029

Middling experience

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abesapien
Jul 21, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

The club is big and very nice in appearance, on the inside. I wish I could say the dancers were equally impressive, but I was disappointed. There were about six or seven girls on shift, a couple of whom probably shouldn't be in the business at all, given their lack of appeal. A few more were kinda good looking but in the way your sister-in-law or the 35-year-old in the next office is relatively bangable but far from your dream girl. At least the pitches I got for lap dances were more on the soft-sell side, so I give them credit for not being overly pushy. In fact, a couple of the girls seemed downright uninterested in selling dances, preferring to hang out together at the end of the bar instead of chatting up customers. There was one really pretty blonde, but she had obvious bolt-ons, which I find suboptimal. Drink prices were average, as was the beer selection. With hotter girls, this could be a favorite of mine, given how nice the club itself is, but from this experience, I can't really recommend it.

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Middling experience