Lou Turks
500 Powhatan Ave Essington, PA 19029

Not so great.

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rickdugan
Apr 27, 2017, 4:56 PM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

This kinda' sucked. There were 6 dancers on duty and all but one was thick. Two of the dancers were attractive despite being a little thick, but the other 3 thick girls really shouldn't have been on stage anywhere. The only thin girl was pretty, but she had a bony looking ass and once little tits that were obviously stuffed to the max with saline - she would have been better off staying with lil bitties IMHO. Two of the girls were white, three were black and the thin girl looked like a mix. Now in all fairness, I heard that some of the regular girls were not working that night. With the NFL Draft in town I have no doubt that some of the suburban girls flocked into downtown to get a piece of the action. But this was just bad.

On the pricing front, I was charged $10 to get in and $9 for each single shot Jack. The pour was decent, so I didn't have too much to complain about even though they used a controlled nozzle for the shots.

On the layout front, they had three little stages, but the ones at each end of the bar were not in use. Only the little stage on one side of the bar was active. The bar is very long and has four-ish sides. I say "ish" because it was not a conventional rectangular shape, but narrowed on one end. When I first got there, the bar was busy and really needed more than the one bartender on duty. I finally moved my seat to one close to the cash register so that I could get regular refills on my drink.

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