Lou Turks
500 Powhatan Ave Essington, PA 19029

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Joenamath
Mar 30, 2017, 7:17 PM
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Visited: Friday Evening

Lou Turks has been a Philly institution for at least 35 years. I hadn't been in decades, but found myself in the area with time to kill. Why not renew old memories? Back in the 1970's the girls used to dance right on the bar. They'd approach you and then squat offering their snach for a snack. Everyone partook. It was wild and crazy. Anything went down. Well those days are over. I lasted only 1 beer. There were some of the toughest looking ladies I've ever seen, all tatted up and looking like drugged out dikes. There were only 2 hot girls, and they weren't dancing. They were the bartenders. I was glad to return for the memories, but even more glad to get the hell out of there.

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