Lou Turks

Since Oasis and Purple Orchid were duds, and Vanity Grand, for whatever reason, wasn't open yet at 7 PM, I decided to give here a try, as I hadn't been here in…

This is a review for a couple of visits over the past few months. I've visited on Friday evening and Sunday evening. This is a real neighborhood bar which also…

My first visit here. stayed for a few hours from about 9-12. About 20 or so girls there. Good crowd. All appeared to be black or white or a mix. About half…

Stopped in around 12:30 $10 cover $4.5 lager Made my second ever trip to Lou Turks, first ever night or weekend visit. The place was packed. Standing room only and not much of…

Very nice cle club. 6 very attractive girls working. Each will dance 2 songs on stage and then come around to ask for tips. Some guys were wadding up bills and…

Had not been here in awhile, and was in the neighborhood, so thought I would stop in. Glad I did. Forget the description of the place - all the reviews have…

It's gotten to the point that I just can't stay away from this place. It's a lot like most places as far as talent level (a few 8-9 range, a lot 5-7…

It's gotten to the point that I just can't stay away from this place. It's a lot like most places as far as talent level (a few 8-9 range, a lot 5-7…

Since this place was becoming my favorite place for a beer and cigar, I was in the neighborhood so I figured I would stop in for a beer and some friendly conversation.…

Located in Essington and only about a few minutes from the airport, Lou Turks is the closest club that I could get to from where I live. Friends of mine have been…

I love this place. Went there at 5pm on Saturday and my draft beer was $2.50 (they go up by $1 later on). The first couple of dancers one was an 8 the…

This neighborhood bar with strippers isn't anything exceptional, but it's worth a visit if you're in the area. Particularly convenient to PHL airport. I visited on a Monday evening around…

Coming back from a late flight, I noticed that Lou Turks was right next door to the parking facility where I had left my car for the past few days, so I…

The Basics:<br> $5 cover the Sunday night that I visited<br> $5 Yuengling<br> $20-30 Dances<br> <br> Located in an odd parallelogram shaped building at the intersection of Industrial Highway and Jansen Ave just a bit south on 95…

I arrived just before 7:00pm on a recent Wednesday evening. No cover. A mixed drink was $7 - I think the bartender said it was a happy hour price.…

I travel to PHL and the surrounding areas often and this spot did not disappoint. I arrived around 8 pm tonight (Saturday) and waited at the front desk area expecting an attendant....…

The place doesnt look too great on the outside and is fairly small on the inside. Usually just one gal dancing on stage while 4-5 other girls are chitchatting with the…

This place is becoming my favorite place to go in Philadelphia. The dancers are super friendly and not pushy at all. Sure there is a dollar parade after their shift…

My regular spot was a little dead so I took the opportunity to venture South to Lou Turks. They've done a lot with the place,its definitely upgraded since the last time i…

I haven't been to Turks in over a year but I figured I would give it another try. The place was remodeled a couple of years ago and it really looks nice.…

I had to stop at airport and had some time to spend so swing by this place but not the first time. for a Wednesday night this is the first time. not…

This place is your basic neighborhood bar / strip club. Nothing real fancy, but adequate. There's one large somewhat rectangular bar to the left as you enter with a small…

After hearing from my old friend from Atlantis who was getting her life back together now works here, came to this club for only the second time ever. Around 5pm yesterday. Clean…

My first impressions (my first visit): nicely remodeled club, very nice men's room (a welcome change from your typical club). It wasn't very crowded. About half the customers were black the rest…

Had not been to Turks since their apparent remodel. Club looks good. Small stage in front when walking in ($5 cover - not bad!) Large stage to the left.…

Went early, only had about an hour to kill, and wanted to check it out. For a quick visit, during early hours, I was impressed with the facility, and the friendliness of…

Stopped in on a recent Saturday evening to start off a night of strip club-hopping in Philly. Things hadn't really started up when I got here around 8 p.m. - there…

Picked up my car at the airport and decided to hit up this club as a Facebook friend was supposedly working(didn't run into her). Parking is a little tricky but I later found…

I visited on a Wednesday and was surprised how crowded it was for a Wednesday. The Philadelphia Strip club business seems to be in a funk, so to see some signs…

pretty average club drinks are expensive .. dancers hound you .. they are decent looking wouldnt mind to go back but wouldnt mind going elsewhere either .. didnt try the food ..…

As I said before, this is a very nice club and I enjoy coming back to visit it again. started at the Bar having a beer, there was this beautiful girl on the…

I finally got back to Lou Turks after many years. First off, they really cleaned up the place having done a 100% make over. The physical club is pretty nice. The girls…

Covers a visit, late afternoon on a Thursday, around 5PM. Club is in close proximity to the airport. I was expecting kind of a neighborhood bar type of place but…

This is a Very nice place... I went there a few hours before my flight on a Friday afternoon. The place was not crowed, the were not a lot of girls but…

Was near the airport and decided to give this place a try. Not a bad location (across from a wawa) and plenty of parking. Girls were okay. One girl really looked like…

Ok...it's not a top of the line strip club but it is a very consistent club where you'll feel at home after you've been there a while. Plenty of parking, easy to find,…

I auditioned here and got hired but I doubt if I'm going back. The place looks small from the outside but once you go in, it's actually pretty big. The dressing room…

OMG...they should just close this place. I've been here off and on for 20 years and it just keeps getting worse. I don't know why they bother. I was on my way…

My first time to Lou Turks and got there a little early. Had to wait outside until 4pm, when one of the dancers pulled up. Smoking looking blonde, and we spoke for…

I also worked near Lou Turks back in the early 80's, and would stop in every Friday nite on my way home from work. It was an amazing dive. Back…

This place isnt a complete dive but it certainly has a local feel to it. The girls seem to know the regulars and will run a dollar parade on anyone at the…

Finally found Adrian from Club Risque again. She is at Turks. She is like an angel. She is so hot and gives the hottest couch dances I have ever had. I…

went to turks as it was close to where I was staying. girls are all "next door Girl" types....no real knockouts...but no dogs either. Heaven is pretty, and gives one of…

Recent late Friday night visit: Club is very much a local kind of bar that just happens to have topless dancers. Not a club to go out of your way for, or…

My wife and I frequent this club often. The club itself is not the classiest of places but they're getting there with all the changes they are making. The girls are very…

Had heard that Lou Turks was on the way back up. Considering the way it was about 8 years ago it had no place else to go. Stopped in to check it…

I can't believe anyone would think the renovaions were complete, at least to the building. The unpainted top step nailed on the sides of the stage may be needed for the…

the remodeling is basically complete and has really changed the atmosphere. Not a cozy little place anymore but is trying to be more of an upscale gentlemen's club. Some very…

What are they doing to my old hang-out? The neighborhood bar is undergoing some changes. There's a sign saying they are under new management. The sign on the door said that they…

The girls were great looking, very intimate. I talked to a lot of them. No lap dances but a lot of ways to tell a girl what you wanted her to do…

Turks is under new management. They now have a DJ and a happy hour buffet. I only stopped in to see if the rumors of new management was true. I plan on…

This place will never be a Gentlemen's Club. It's a neighborhood bar with dancers. It's classic like an old pair of shoes is classic. There is no DJ. The girls bring their…

Foxy the bartender, who is also a dancer, has a terrible attitude. I am always careful to not piss her off. She has nice big tits though and she'll show…

This is a real local dive go go bar if anything. I stopped in 1 afternoon for lunch. I found out they fired their kitchen staff and don't server lunch anymore. This…

Went at 8pm on a Wed. Night. Beer was less than $4, wasn't charged a cover, but the stage was mostly behind/to the side of the bar and dancers only sat…

Great for a topless place! Cheap beer, and good looking girls on the night I went. There was about 4 girls there on a weeknight. Cateyes was my favorite.…

Stopped by on a Friday afternoon a few weeks back. Crowd was light (guess everyone was working like I should have been). There were I believe 3 girls working. Very nice and…

Stopped by Friday in the afternoon. If you are in town on Business and want to go to a GoGO Bar , than this is it. Nothing fancy , decent kitchen with…

I have to disagree with some of the previous reviews. This is a classic GoGo Bar....not a gentlemann's club. Foxy is the daytime bartender and mgr.. a former dancer with great enhanced…

30 years ago I worked for a liquid oxygen company in Essington. On the first day, the shop guys took me to Lou Turk's for lunch. I went back the other day…

After a long hiatus, I finally stopped in again, only to be disappointed. Lousy talent, lousy bar, but cheap. Go here if you're on a budget or on your way to the…

I visited this place Tuesday the 2nd around 11 pm. $7 cover to get in, and that gets you two beers. There were only 3 girls dancing, a 5, a 6 and…