Lou Turks
500 Powhatan Ave Essington, PA 19029

WASTE OF MY TIME

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Millsboro84
Dec 3, 2021, 9:34 PM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

I live not even a mile from Turk’s and have been passing by recently wondering if the gossip that’s been circulating about the club being revamped, with the women being the biggest change?! So Thursday as I was driving by I had time to kill and figured why not

.I got there around 8pm and noticed the amount of cars in the lot looked to be a decent amount, so I took that as a good sign. It was actually pretty busy for a weeknight which surprised me, only to be let down at the one bartender “Karen” on duty?? Nothing against her bc she is a sweetheart honestly and being solo she was being ran ragged which caused long annoying waiting for a drink. That’s on the house though it’s their responsibility to make sure they are on top of staffing, obviously they just want to cut corners to save Monet at the expense of the customers experience. Anyway after having a few drinks ordered in bulk I decided to indulge in one of there cheesesteaks. That definitely gets 5⭐️From me. They better keep that cook bcuz honestly I’ll prob make a few more trips there for the food rather than the girl’s. Long story short as I figured the hype up of Lou Turks was definitely not warranted. They had a nice mix of girls but nothing special nor did they go above & beyond to make up for their lack of appeal. So Rather than waste my time and money on a dancer who’s obviously not good at her job I enjoyed ny meal and made my exit. A big pet peeve of mine is when a dancer has a depressing type vibe, walking around trying to collect from me with an attitude & how not into it she rly is written all over her face. Definitely not an environment that’ll encourage me to spend my money with weeckless abandon like a professional Lady would have you feeling.

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