Them Lou Turkos

It’s Biseggi! Everybody knows me! I’m that real deal Italian meal strip club reviewerer! Let’s try this again ok!?

So this Lou Turkos charges a cover charge. Ten or twenty - dependin on if it’s a weekend. When ya walk into the joint there’s a bar to your left with two stage. On the all busy nights they use both stages. Cute bartenderers with the bar. But them drinks - I don’t like them prices. $9 beer - too much for area.

The dances are $20 a piece for the community place room and $35 for da chance private. Lemme tell ya’s - no difference. They are same. Some girls try to pretend them prices are more but you jus call ‘‘em out on it and say “ listen, I know the prices and the rooms are the same dance either way. BISEGGI told me!” Even my boy Snerzy knows this and lemme tell ya something he don’t know much