It’s Biseggi! Everybody knows me!!! I’m that real deal, ItalIan meal strip reviewerer. And all the boys know!!!
I went back to this all Turkos Lucy club and lemme tell you about something ok. The security was good and took the all cover charge. Ten bucks or whateva. Good wit dat.
Then I walked in to the bar where them drink prices are very high. I didn’t like them drink prices $9 beer and beebop. Too much and too high them prices!! Then there’s them stages which were very high !!
Then I go to the girls. There was A girls and B girls and then some C girls. Mostly B and C. One was blondie and she said she’s a real lap dancin princess or something. I say oh yeah - well I’m the real deal Biseggi - how much? She said she do $20 room but that she does origin pricing. She says she charge $20 for room charge, $20 for four minutes and then another $20 for origination fee. I say are you crazy askin for all that - and then she negotiators down to $20 for dance. How’s dance - well I dunno cuz I accidental fell down in the all bathroom cuz too small bathroom I’m sayin!! So no dance and instead I called early night.
