Elysium

Stopped by here for a work trip. Got my rental car, and drove down. Mandatory valet, 8$. 20$ if you want to valet up front. Surprisingly, the floor…

I have been coming to Penthouse for about 8 years. Over the years i have seen many dancers / bartenders / servers come and go. For the most part, there has been…

So my ATF is back at this club so I come by about once a week for a visit in the afternoon shift. Was going to Coliseum for the $4 beer…

Your on site reporter here. I'm sitting here at Penthouse on a Monday night after enjoying a light dinner m (the food is good), a cigar (my own because theirs are too…

Penthouse is the nicest Club in the area in my opinion. They have recently added a very large TV on the side wall above the booths and also there is now a…

This club is pretty consistent with what other people describe. Its a nice upscale place. Expect to drop some cash here. Its not always crowded but even then, expect to flash some…

I got there right at shift change. The positive was that there was no cover. I decided to hang out at the upstairs bar, which wasn't very crowded. Just as I got…

I'm typically a weekend visitor but I decided to stop by after working late on Wednesday. I got to the club about 7pm, maybe a bit after, and they didn't bother…

Got there around 9:30PM a few Fridays ago. Left the car with the valet and paid the $15 cover. The club as always is very upscale and clean. Nowhere to sit at…

My first trip to this club was very memorable. The dancers were gorgeous. A friend had been several times and told me of some unbelievable "extras" that could be purchased in the upstairs…

Visited the club last Wednesday night. Had been trying to meet up w my atf and Wednesday was the first day we could meet up. Got there a little after 7 and…

I got to PHC around 1:30 P.M. on Thursday. I parked the car with the valet, walked into the club, and took a seat at the bar. I ordered a soft…

First time in a Detroit strip club. My buddy and I went for dinner, and a show! The food was actually really good, and where else can you find a…

Went to PHC for the first time last week during the afternoon-evening shift. Quite the upscale place. Smoking floor is upstairs with plenty of ventilation, although the cigar smoke can…

I was just passing by Penthouse on a quite Wednesday afternoon and thought I would stop by for a quick drink to avoid the rush hour traffic. I got there around 4:30…

A friend and I went here about 10:30 on a Wednesday night and stayed until 1:30. There were 15 or so girls and many never came by to see if we…

I got there mid-afternoon and sat at the bar downstairs. Almost all of the women were attractive and the place was probobaly half full. Maybe 75% of the women went straight…

After the previous day at the FC, and still with the majority of my play money for this trip still in my wallet, made my way over to the PC for some…

Visited Penthouse on a Friday night recently when I came to Detroit. . The place was packed. Hard to even find a seat. I won't go into details about the physical layout…

Well my first visit since sometime in April. Nothing really has changed. The place is expensive (8.75 for a beer). I though maybe, just maybe they'd start doing…

Was in Detroit all day Thursday and Friday before heading home Saturday morning. My Thursday and Friday night club visits were to Flight Club. Visited MGM Friday afternoon and lost.…

Stopped into PHC Detroit after a Tigers game. Paid the 20 for a booth so my buddy and me would have room for guests. The waitress was god awful...had zero…

Went to Penthouse a couple of months ago after a successful night at Flight Club. Thought I would try somewhere different but regretted that decision. Paid for a booth up…

Stopped in on a Sat night while was in town. Parked my car at the valet which surprised me the price went up the last time I was there. No…

Came here a few weeks ago on a Saturday night. Got to the club around 930 and parked with the valet. It seems like a lot of reviewers don't like the new…

I come here semi regularly as I have a favorite dancer I see. The club is upscale, similar to Flight Club if you have been there. Valet is mandatory and I normally…

It's Monday afternoon, meeting cancelled, PH is 20 minutes from the home office so I said, WTF. After arriving i remembered why Monday's don't seem to be the best day to visit…

My friend and I were debating on where to go eat lunch and decided on going to a nearby strip club so we chose the Penthouse. Great decision! We pulled in and…

The Penthouse Club is the best of Detroit's Eight Mile Road strip clubs. It is upscale and safe, and you don't need to worry about thugs in the club.…

This will be a very short review of a visit I aborted because of this club's fucked up parking policy. I knew from previous reviews that valet parking was mandatory, but I…

I found myself in Detroit with an opportunity to club there for the first time. Based on reviews and my location, I chose Penthouse. I arrived at around 9:30 on a Wednesday…

Nice club. Mandatory valet after 2 PM. Free between noon and two. Good lunch deals. Steak or burgers good. Standard drink prices. No cover before 7…

Found my way to the Motor City once again. This is absolutely strip club heaven. I decided this trip I would only visit clubs I had not been to before…

Stopped in early afternoon around 1:00-1:30, since I was already in the area. Very few customers in the joint, maybe 5, it was dead from that perspective. The…

Do not, ever, visit the Detroit Penthouse Club on a Monday night. You know it's bad when you can hear the bouncers talking about how there are never any decent dancers in…

I arrived about 5pm to see the talent. The valet service was quick. Still $8. There is no cover before 7pm. The club was about 1/3 full, normal for that time…

I arrived around 1:30 P.M. Wednesday afternoon. I parked the car with the valet, entered the club, and took a seat at the first floor bar. I ordered a soft drink…

So, had a night off and decided to visit a local SC or two in the metro area....had a decision to make Penthouse or FC. Decided to give Penthouse a shot…

Had guests in for a corporate outing, so after the official festivities winded down, we decided to take it to 8 mile for a little extra entertainment. Everything was on par…

Stopped by the Penthouse Club two Thursdays ago. Second time here. As I'm rather new to this I'll give people advice on the valet parking if you haven't been here before. Don't…

So I was stuck in Detroit overnight due to flight delays and got online to find a strip club. I was searching through Google maps and bingo! There's a Penthouse club…

Went to Penthouse around 10:30PM on a Friday a few weeks ago It was their "We are the best" party or something like that. They had a Pornstar feature and she was…

$7 valet parking is mandatory (plus $3 tip). $10-15 cover charge at night depending on if it is the weekend or not. Very expensive with food and drink prices. Lap…

Nice club but typical of "upscale gentlemen's clubs" with the over the top shiny, velvety, kind of décor. Parked with the valet, was well treated by the security team/management sat at…

Visited the club a couple days in a row a few weeks ago. Club has been described so I'll skip that. Valet was $8 and $15 cover both nights. Got there around…

3 of us friends decided to tour the west side of 8 mile for the first time. Arrived half hour before the cover charge time and the club is very very well done…

I went to the club on Friday late afternoon, at about 6, about an hour after being there the shift changed to the evening. The afternoon shift featured a couple of extremely…

Arrived just before 1pm. The club was kind of slow. Most the day, there was a 2 dancer rotation with 2 dances at each end of the stage. There…

What the hell happened to this place? Showed up on a Thursday right before they started charging cover. The talent was...meh. Mostly 5-6 with a couple of 7s and a 9. I…

Stop # 2 on my search for a tanned, busty, no tattoo, sexy entertainer. Hadn't been to Detroit since late last year and my have things changed....and not for the better.…

I managed a quick trip to Detroit to check out the strip club scene and quickly reached a very simple conclusion - what they say about Detroit strip clubs is all true! Penthouse…

I decided to go to the Penthouse for an afternoon of excitement. I arrived near 2 pm. I sat at my favorite spot, which is at the end of the…

Showed up around 11:00PM on a Saturday. My favorite dancer decided to return to Penthouse from Coli so I came in to see her. Very busy when I arrived, had to stand…

I thought I'd go get lunch at the Penthouse Club. I'd never tried their food before. I ordered steak. What I got was steak in a weird sauce.…

Arrived on a Friday night at about 10:30. My previous favorite having departed, I settled in to check out the lineup. Too many to remember: Lola, Marie, Renee, Asia,…

This club has been hit and miss on my last few visits. This visit, there were only a couple girls visible on the floor when I arrived. As they filtered…

I'd been to Penthouse over a year and a half ago on a Saturday evening. I had a great time then and decided to come back when I was in Detroit…

Of the many cities I travel to for business, Detroit is my favorite. I always schedule an extra day to stop at one of my two favorites, Flight Club or The Penthouse.…

I was passing by the western suburbs and decided to stop by PH during shift change. I have to say that the quality of dayshift dancers has declined noticeably since Farrah…

It was about 2:00 P.M. in the afternoon when I arrived at the PHC. I parked the car with the valet, entered the club, and took a seat at the downstairs bar.…

i had a couple hours to kill on a saturday afternoon and happened to be in the area. Arrived around 1:15, no cover, but was frisked by the bouncer which i…

I've had some decent trips to the Penthouse recently. Most recently was not the best, but ok. During my two previous trips during the day, the talent level was not…

For years I've been a day shift guy at PH and have been generally pleased with the talent, getting regulars to meet otc. Recently I've been going in after 7:00 to experience…

Outside of club looks fancy with lights and valet. Inside, a little less so but not unclean, so who cares. There were between 5-8 dancers most were 7s or 8s, a few…

Stopped by a few weeks ago, heard there were a few changes with the employees. Afternoon door guy was let go, entire valet team was changed. Heard on another site…

I'm not usually into the extensive menu Detroit clubs provide, I like a good grind from a pretty girl. But I decided to stop here as this place is known for having…

Visited the club last night. Got there around 12 and the place was packed. Parked with the valet ($8) and paid the cover ($15). Place was basically standing room only. Went to…

For the 1st time, I arrived in-time for start of day rotation. It occurred at 12:10pm. (I understand the rotation occurs later on Saturdays, around 1pm.) I like seeing…

This ‘review’ actually covers two visits-the first one was a waste of time, and the second one was great! For whatever reason, I don't get to Penthouse that often. Maybe once a…

There is no place like Detroit's Penthouse Club. No place. It's not perfect, but what is. It is what a club should be, if you throw out the fact you will have…

I've reviewed this club before on the same day and time (friday afternoon) so this is an update some the same info some new. First off, this place absolutely rocks on…

First off this club is expensive.. Sometimes people can view that as a deal breaker. I tried going into the club earlier in the week after I got out of work, but after…

Layout of the club has been reviewed already. I spent the early part of the evening at Coli and did not find what I was looking for so I stopped by Penthouse…

First off, I will definitely be back and likely to check it out during the day. This go around was a Friday night, normal valet and cover charge. ($7 and $15 cover).…

I arrived at the Penthouse at 5PM, and it was fairly busy. I ordered a bucket of Bud ($36) and a French dip sandwich ($11). The drinks are always…

Probably best dayshift in town at this point. Beer is pricey at $9 a bottle but the club is the nicest in town. Stopped in on a Friday afternoon and…

Stopped by on a Thursday. Talked to Farrah, smoking hot as always, she said there were 32 girls working. They are definitely getting some new talent. Talked to a…

This is the best place to go in Michigan. The girls today were plenty and top notch beautiful. There are quite a few new dancers which makes it nice for…

So every once in awhile I get to Detroit for work. I stayed an extra night to visit PHC. Many have described the layout and this was my second visit to the…

Stopped by the club on a Friday. Got there around 10. Parked with the valet and paid the cover charge (I think it was 15). I found a seat at the upstairs…

Arrived about 1 pm. The dancers were on a 3 dancer stage rotations, 2 on main stage and 1 on side stage. Typically when things pick up, a 4th dancer…

I was last at PHC late on a Saturday afternoo - came in at 5:30ish. The day shift dancers were good but I wasn't really feeling it from any of them so…

Stopped in the Penthouse last Monday looking for a little relaxation and de-stressing. First I wanted to get in the mood with a couple of drinks. On my last visit I had…

This club is probably the best in the Detroit area especially if you have the money. Beer and water are the same price - around 9 -10 dollars. The girls there are…

Wow. I've been to PHC a couple of times but never on a friday, not sure if all fridays are like this experience but I plan to find out. As…

After a lot of out of town business keeping me away from the clubs for quite a while, I had to help find some talent for a bachelor party. There had…

Arrived around 6 and was very happy with the talent. Looked like some new dancers both day and night. A few blondes with great racks, at least DD, if not larger. After…

Had a bit of a strip club odyssey last week. First made 2 visits to my favorite out of town club in Detroit - Penthouse Club Tuesday afternoon/evening and Wednesday afternoon…

I reviewed PHC last year and was not impressed with the club. The day time shift had poor talent, and the atmosphere was dead. I came back on a night in December and…

Came in here on a Tuesday. No cover. Sat at the bar. About 15-20 ladies working. Over the course of the night was approached by 4 girls. Since not too many customers…

Visited ph on a Friday. Got there around 8 and parked with the valet. Sat at a booth (20$) and ordered a beer. Texted my atf I was there and checked…

Stopped in Friday evening. About 35 dancers that night I estimate. The dancer quality was solid, no real duds in the group, but only about three 9s to speak of.…

So...tonight was unplanned but after drinks and dinner a business associate in from Miami had the itch to hit up a strip club. After a short debate with the four of us…

Paid a visit to the PH after some months of taking a break. Glad to report that while much talent has turned over, it has been for the better! Stopped in on…

I arrived around 2:00 P.M. Wednesday afternoon. I parked the car with the valet, entered the club, and took a seat at the first floor bar. I ordered a soft drink…

Club was way more upscale than I am used to. I am a bit of a novice, but this club approaches a Vegas club in atmosphere, but not size. There were plenty…

I have been to this club before but mostly on night shift. I was in town and decided to see what the afternoon shift was all about. Valet my car…

I decided to stop in for the late afternoon shift a few Saturdays ago as a change of pace - normally I'm a weekend night guy. I got to the club about…

Stopped by around 5:30, it wasn't too crowded so I took a spot at the bar. Lots of new girls, decent talent with a couple that got my attention. Jess has…

So one of my favorites took some time off to get her boobs enhanced..........it had been a month ...so I decided to take a shot and see if she had returned to…