Deeeee-troit

First time in a Detroit strip club. My buddy and I went for dinner, and a show! The food was actually really good, and where else can you find a steak dinner, with all the fixings, for $15??? (and it wasn't anywhere close to shoe leather). Drinks were their usual, relatively, high cost, but you're at a strip club. I really enjoyed dinner and a show. We got there early, around 6:30p, paid the $20 for a booth and ordered. Waitress was sweet, and attentive. Again, food was worth going for.

Dancers ranged from hot to not. Most were hanging out with an older gentleman, who was in a booth on the other side of the club. Not a lot of attention was paid to us, which was disappointing. My buddy, who I'm told is quite handsome, attracted some attention. One dancer scooped him up and took him out back. Evidently he was not prepared, but the bathroom troll was. Needless to say, he cleared an item from his bucket list. Never seen extras offered so, relatively, openly.

I had a dance that was disappointing. We went upstairs to a private room, not VIP, so no $20 there. Dances were $25 each. She was a cute spinner who basically did a grind on my pants till i got bored and paid her and went back downstairs. What ever happened to the sexy fantasy that a strip club offered? If I wanted to jerk off, I didn't need her help. I understand what Robin Williams said "God gave man a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to run one at a time". I'm a brain guy.

The manager asked us to move from the booth, for a reservation he had coming in, and bought us a round of drinks. We ended up sitting next to the woofer at the side of the stage and quickly left. Maybe that was the managers plan? Regardless, we were done anyway.

All in all, a fun evening. Would definitely go back with the wife for dinner and a show.