Elysium
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20771 Eight Mile Rd Detroit, MI 48219

Friday night

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michigan500
Apr 25, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

I'm not usually into the extensive menu Detroit clubs provide, I like a good grind from a pretty girl. But I decided to stop here as this place is known for having some of the hottest girls on 8 mile.

I sat at the bar and looked around at the talent. I was definitely let down. Years ago this club was full of 8s and above but this time there were only a couple 8s and one 9 out of at least 30 girls. The average was about a 6 which was surprising to me on a Friday night.

A lot of the girls were sitting around in booths on their phones. It was a shame, as one of them was just my type, a brunette spinner with natural b or c cups. she would be the only 9 I saw that night. Another dancer, this one a blonde, was sitting at the booth with her as they both had their phones out,texting,taking pics, drinking, and chatting with each other. I couldn't take my eyes off the brunette and she eventually looked my way. I smiled at her and she and the blonde smiled back. Soon after that the blonde was called on stage. I thought this would be the perfect chance to go talk to the brunette but she went into the dressing room instead. The blonde go onstage and honestly i was bored so I decided to watch.

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