Elysium
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20771 Eight Mile Rd Detroit, MI 48219

Not quite worth it.

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Jun 3, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday Afternoon

I thought I'd go get lunch at the Penthouse Club. I'd never tried their food before. I ordered steak. What I got was steak in a weird sauce. They need to learn how to properly season a steak. So, after valet, entry fee, mandatory coat check for my jacket, and my meal, I was out of about 35 bucks. There were about six customers present and three dancers there at the time (maybe 1pm). I was the only one to tip and no dancer even made an attempt to stop by and say hi. That said, I left after about 90 minutes of being ignored. While the manager and waitresses were pleasant and social, that wasn't enough for me. I got my jacket and left. I tried to tip the valet and he said he didn't have any singles to give me back, so he said, "I'll keep this and the next time you come here, you won't have to tip me." It's not like I'm some regular there. It's my opinion that there are better places out there. They may not look as nice on the inside, but you won't be taxed a ton on entry and you might even have some dancers out there that are willing to have a conversation.

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