Avoid Monday Night!

Do not, ever, visit the Detroit Penthouse Club on a Monday night. You know it's bad when you can hear the bouncers talking about how there are never any decent dancers in the place on Monday nights.

I arrived about 6:30, just before the shift change. I saw a couple of nice looking dancers, but they were on day shift and were ready to go home. I knew it wouldn't be a good night when the first night shift dancer was left on stage by herself for four songs. It only got worse. There only one woman in the place who I wanted to see take her clothes off, and she wouldn't because she was a waitress.

I will go back to the club, as I've had fun there before: just never again on a Monday night.