Elysium
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20771 Eight Mile Rd Detroit, MI 48219

Weeknight visit

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namkap13
Oct 30, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Evening

I'm typically a weekend visitor but I decided to stop by after working late on Wednesday. I got to the club about 7pm, maybe a bit after, and they didn't bother with cover since the place was relatively dead. They've recently added a huge new screen on the wall of the club by the side stages - makes it much better for watching sports. No other changes that I noticed.

One of the day girls stopped by and started chatting me up for a while, but seemed annoyed when I wasn't ready to go up for a dance when she asked. I was hoping to run into my current ATF, whom I haven't seen for a bit. She asked for a drink, I said sure, then she changed her order to a cheeseburger, then bolted almost immediately after. Annoying. Not a huge deal, though. By then the night girls were taking over and I settled in to watch them. It was pretty much the normal PHC group of girls: lots of slim girls, less fake boobs than your typical strip club, but almost any guy can find something to keep his interest. Eventually a milfy dancer with dirty blonde hair and bolt-ons caught my eye. I tipped her and she came over after her set. We chatted for a bit and I decided I needed to see the VIP with her. She offered "nude dances" which is usually code for "I don't offer anything else" but she made some offers I couldn't refuse during the first dance and I was well satisfied.

My ATF never showed, but I had a good time and watched a good bit of the baseball game on the nice big screen - overall a good night.

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