Elysium

Stopped at PH Detroit , renamed no longer Penthouse Club, around 9 a couple fridays ago with a friend. Pass through a couple of sets of large doors to enter the…

I visited this establishment after a 3 year hiatus from shut-down. I will first say that this place is a mere small shadow of itself from yester-year. Despite this, however,…

This used to be a favorite stop before closure/covid etc. How does it even stay open now? 10pm, Valet $10 with tip, entrance $20. Same layout downstairs as before, with pay station straight…

The place is closed. Busted for deugs and prostitution, in local news they ruled in court that the place is to be padlocked for a year and all fixtures sold off. https://www.fox2detroit.com/news/penthouse-strip-club-on-8-mile-closed-for-year-for-prostitution-solicitation Not much…

Wow how the mighty have fallen. This was from a visit three weeks ago. The club interior is still very nice. The upstairs is completely remodeled which must have cost a pretty…

I have visited Penthouse when it was the rockstar club in the area, where dancers from across the country would show up and compete. Although I knew it has lost its charm…

For clarifications sake, I never experienced the Penthouse in it's heyday. However, this review will be comparing it to the Legendary PH that used to exist before the crackdown. Arrived around 3PM…

I used to be a regular at Penthouse a couple of years ago, before the Detroit Police began to require the curtains come down and raid the place regularly. In the…

Hadn't been here since December of 2017 (yeah before the curtains went down). My curiosity finally got to me and I ventured in. Valet is $8 and entrance fee was…

I try to get to Detroit once or twice a year, literally only for the clubbing. Detroit offers the opportunity to do things other Midwest cities don't, so it becomes a destination.…

I arrived at penthouse on a Friday around 5 pm. Parking was 8 and cover 15 or 20, can’t remember. So I’m out like 25 or so just showing up.…

After reading a lot of reviews for clubs in Metro Detroit, I figured Penthouse was rated the best. I paid the usual valet fee, coat check etc. and sat on the free…

The club is the same as everyone has mentioned aesthetically. However the vibe is dead. This used to be the place to be. If you didn’t get here early there was no…

Avoided the parking charge by taking Lyft. Couple drinks that I think were about $8 or $9 apiece. A little weird vibe since reopening but still hot girls there that want…

What can I say for being a regular for around 10 years. I have seen the ups and downs of the bar business but after the shutdown, This bar is not coming…

Have been a frequent patron of PHC until the major shutdown earlier this year. Reviews after the reopen were too discouraging for me to go back. But after seeing clicks of some…

it is in a great spot and we felt very safe. You are forced to check your coat which I didn’t like. The club itself is very nice and clean....the waitress was…

After its re-openeing/re-modeling , this is the first time i have been there. valet was polite and cover was $20 as its saturday and after 9PM. Got a beer and searching for…

I was in Oakland County for work, so the FC was a bit of a drive, but the PC was only 6 miles by GPS, so punched and made my way down…

I stopped by Penthouse on a Friday afternoon. The dancers were 6-8.5. I came in looking for a certain dancer. I order a Coke $9.50. I get my drink and boom, another…

Decided to stop by Penthouse for the first time since the "remodel." Front parking lot was full of exotic sports cars just like the old days so I had my hopes up…

Better late than never? This was my first visit to Penthouse. Not first visit since the remodel, but first visit ever. I wish I had experienced a visit to the Penthouse Club…

This used to be the mecca, the standard by which others were judged. Wow. Times have changed. I spent $25 to get in and out. And that was it. I got there…

The wife and I were on our way to a party and were looking for some entertainment and good food before. We were successful with the good food. We arrived on Saturday,…

I showed up at about 1:00 p.m. hoping for a change of energy as club has been dead. Ordered lunch and made small talk with a few dancers. At about…

I made, what is turning out to be, my weekly visit. Arrived at approximately 1:45 p.m. I kid you not, I was the only customer in the place. I…

I drove by Ace of Spades first at about 2:30 pm on a Friday afternoon. Five cars total in the parking lot so I kept on driving to the Penthouse club.…

Post lunch visit. About 10-15 girls ranging 5-8 in appearance. Maybe 3 customers in whole place (including myself). Lit up a cigar and watched the show. Tommie the waitress is…

I wouldn’t consider myself a Strip club regular but as of late my frequency of visits has gone up. When I have gone, historically I’ve gone to the penthouse as mileage…

I stopped in on a Friday afternoon on a lark. I used to come here 1-2 times a month but I've mostly been going to Flight Club since the closure earlier this…

The wife and I were in the mood for dinner and a show. Our last visit here was less that spectacular. In fact, a lot less than spectacular. It has…

The great Penthouse is just another dot on the map. They are still recovering from the shut down. Just to attract more customers, they raised drink prices. This makes no sense but…

I hadn't been to this once great strip club in a long time. Orlando has awful clubs, so when I'm in town for a conference, always try and hit this place up. First,…

My first return since the remodel. All interior details already noted so I’ll get to the good stuff. This place and fc have always been my go to, here more so due…

Full disclosure: We were at PH a few weeks ago, but I was unable to type this till now. I hope my comments are still helpful. Disappointing. This is our go-to club, as…

So this was my first time back @ PHC in Detroit after they removed the curtains. I must say, I hated it. The girls want todo all the same stuff…

I Was there for the afternoon the big grand opening and nothing was special. Same valet system as before, and still $8. It is still free entry before 7pm. Sadly the club…

I went there about a month after it reopened. It’s around 6pm. The dancing floor is about the same as before. There are less crowd. Same $8.5 for beer and $8 for…

I haven't been to PHC in a long time, but I was disappointed coming back. One of the dancers told me they recently reopened after some renovations. There were about 10…

As a customer of this club for over 9+ years, I have seen the ups and downs as with this industry. I have not been coming to Penthouse as much as I…

In the D for work and after a lackluster trip to the FC, decided against my better judgement to see how the PC was after the "remodel". Well, I can tell…

I decided to check out the Penthouse since its closing and re-opening. The club has undergone some remodeling, although not as much as I expected. It is a clean, upscale…

As my title says, its been awhile since i was at the Penthouse and when i arrived Saturday night I wasnt aware that the VIP private dance rooms were no longer available. Went…

The club was closed earlier in the year by City of Detroit. The club reopened in May. A number of the dancers moved to Flight Club. Both clubs are…

So went here with high hopes used to be my favorite club. Even used to love the dancer who had a buttplug. Went on Sunday, same doormen. Girl sat…

This was my first time back at Penthouse since they reopened. Same doormen, same bathroom troll , no sports or news on big screens, not crowded , and a good…

This was our first trip back to our favorite club since they shut down. We can speculate as to why, but, whatever. We typically go early evening, so no cover.…

I went in to see a specific dancer that I enjoy, but ended up seeing a lot more than just her. I had a good time bullshitting with the blonde bartender at…

I heard through the grapevine that Penthouse was reopened so I decided to give it a spin last weekend. I went there for dinner, arrived around 6:15 to catch the end of…

Much to my surprise, Penthouse did open on the 11th. I thought that the City of Detroit would keep them closed much longer. Many of the dancers that worked there in the…

The Penthouse Club is now advertising that they will be reopening on May 11th from their shutdown. They are also advertising a whole bunch of porn stars as features including Tera Patrick…

Effective February 1st, Penthouse has closed down for the same reason it had to close for one day back in the beginning of January. They could not beat the City of Detroit…

We stopped in on tuesday dec 17th around 3pm. I didn't want to pay for parking so i parked at the resuturamt dircetly behind the club. There was no cover charge and…

This is a pre raid review. Went in Saturday night, around 7pm. It was pretty packed, and overall the girls were much hotter as the evening went on. Got…

This is a review I never thought I would write about the Penthouse Club. It has been reported that there is an 8 Mile crackdown by Detroit. I walked in on…

I decided to go to Penthouse after work . I arrived before 5 p.m. Talk about ghost town. They barely had 7-8 dancers working, the bar was empty and most employees were…

As a frequent flyer at the PH it saddens Me to report that it seems the city government has finally won this long and drawn out legal battle over the private VIP…

As a frequent flyer st the pH it saddens Me to report that it seems the city government has finally won this long and drawn out legal battle over the private VIP…

Did good at the casino and hadn't been to the club in a while so thought I'd stop in to see my atf. Got there around 10 and parked w valet and…

ok I know I said I left forever but I guess I cant . I was visiting Indiana for work so it was close enough so I arrived on Saturday and was…

Tried my luck at Penthouse on a Tuesday night in mid DEC. Not tons of girls working, but almost everyone was a 7 or above. Three or four blonde MILF types with…

Decided to come here on Friday, 22 December, the same day as all the club Christmas parties. Penthouse was no different. Arrived around 12:30pm with a few friends and a…

Stopped in about 4:30, took a seat at the bar which is good sine you may be waiting for a waitress on some days. They sit with the papatrons on certain…

Stopped in on a Tuesday around 6:00 to check out the day shift and see what the night shift may bring. The hope was Kennedy would be on night shift. K…

Got to the club around 3 pm good crowd over all 20 plus dancers working, Looked like mostly business folks, not many thugs looking types. Counted 3 black chicks 17 white's, Got…

Stopped by on a Wednesday night after seeing a client and was shown a table near the stage. Enjoyed my beer as well as some of the dancers--i tipped accordingly. One came by…

I can tell you I've been to all the Detroit clubs. This and flight club are the best. Nice staff, nobody wants any trouble. It is more pricey than other clubs but…

Part 1: Wall tries to park a car... After seeing an assortment of clubs ranging from pretty good to stuff I scrape off my shoe bad, finally got here. Tried to park around…

Through the years some things don't change. I've been here since it opened and despite efforts by Detroit government to hogtie the business practices of the dancers (HJ's, BJ's, fucks, you want…

Stopped into penthouse club early on Wednesday, to there about 1 pm. I was surprised how busy it was early in the day with many patrons having lunch. The talent was so-so…

I try to make it to PHC whenever I’m in town for business as I find it to be one of the more upscale strip clubs in the area. I’ve had a…

I’ll skip the details of the club set up.been hashed over many times. So, I get to the PH around 8p give my car to the valet and in I go. The…

Was in town for business and decided to try out the Penthouse Club on Eight Mile based on the reviews here. The club is located in a safe enough area and has…

Stopped in during the end of day shift, 6:30ish. Girl on stage when I got there caught my eye, name was Kat I think. I never got a chance to chat with…

I'm Bil's wife and I thought I'd write a review from a wife's perspective. Bil and I have been going to strip clubs in various states around the country. I have…

Monday afternoon was pretty lame, with 2 exceptions. First off, I don't usually complain about how expensive this place is. When I am going to a club, I don't mind…