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Which midwest strip clubs like thick girls
Anywhere in the midwest that allow thick girls fo strip??
19 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(ButterMan)
Pinky89
7 years ago
The rick agenda
The Council of ricks has a simple agenda. You TUSCL readers should know our agenda. It is:
Wearing classy suits, fucking sexy whores, driving drunk, and going wildebeest on our enemies. It’s so simple even a hairless ape can do it.…
26 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(san_jose_guy)
rickthelion
7 years ago
Define random things in a sexual way
This should be funny and fun!
For example...
Train: Cylinder shaped object that fits perfectly into tunnels.
Benjamin Franklin: A guy who liked to surprise his guests by bathing naked with French women!
Eating: The act of enjoying putting delicious objects in your mouth.
Shower…
36 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(Lil_Baller100)
strippercutie404
7 years ago
Is there a name for the tour that a stripper gives in order to sell you dances a
Typically they show you all the rooms, ending at one of the most expensive rooms. They invite you in to check it out, get you drunk on lust, and then ask for $1,000 because they thought that you agreed…
29 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(NJBalla)
Liwet
7 years ago
Strip club lights
It has already been said that the strip club lights hide some of the girls imperfections.
The strip club lights also make the girls tanner than what they actually are. Recently I’ve hung out with three strippers outside the club, and…
9 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(steeldog65)
larryfisherman
7 years ago
New club, old location, no listing, can't add
So I've been trying to add a listing for Silk City Gentleman's Club in Paterson, NJ for a while, any ideas why it won't work? It is the newest incarnation of Slappy's and Blue Goose but is completely renovated and…
5 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(LizzyStrippr)
wellhungsac420
7 years ago
Hi ppl..comment on this post if u want me to tell u where I would take u out on
For some of u: our date would consist of.me teaching u guys how to be respectful and not resort to immaturity and faulty logic in conversation ..however , if u fit In this category, I doubt u would comment on…
22 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(BoringLoser)
future POTUS and Senator in training
7 years ago
The orangutan sex slave forced to work at a BROTHEL: Perverts paid $3 to sleep w
This is carrying monkey business too far.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6430317/The-orangutan-sex-slave-forced-work-BROTHEL.html
16 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(JohnSmith69)
jackslash
7 years ago
Draft choices
Saw the post about draft choices and truly thought it was going to be about how to choose your next fave when in the club with your current fave.
So for me, I'm constantly keeping my eye out for another dancer.…
4 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(MackTruck)
steeldog65
7 years ago
"Theft of services".
When it comes to strip-club etiquette, there are many rules that should not be breached lest ye get escorted from the premises. Some are so basic that they needn’t be spoken aloud, though; they’re inherently understood.
This story is about the…
13 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(flagooner)
shadowcat
7 years ago
High mileage recommendations for Santa Monica / LA?
I'll be going to Santa Monica later this week (Wed night / Thurs night) and am hoping to enjoy the local clubs while there. Where I'm from, the nearest good club is about 3 hours away... so I'm hoping to…
10 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(tusclhustleforit)
tusclhustleforit
7 years ago
Sexual Energy of a Club
Ever notice how at a club you can get sex at and a club that you can not has different sex vibes
Enery is low to dead at clubs with no extras
At the clubs wear its free to have its sky
5 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(LizzyStrippr)
JuiceBox69
7 years ago
Draft choices being groomed to replace veterans
It happens quite often in sports. Teams draft players with potential with the expectation that they will eventually replace their current star veteran.
Am I the only one that sees this happening on TUSCL?
Replace "star" with "douche" or "creep" and we…
6 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(twentyfive)
flagooner
7 years ago
What the most useless thing in a stripper's home?
Q What the most useless thing in a stripper's home?
A Her boyfriend.
4 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(BoringLoser)
jackslash
7 years ago
Is there a way to find the open/close status of the Mexican border?
I actually plan to go there soon and it's an 8 hour drive to get there. I want to be able to check to see if it's open or not.
14 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(Liwet)
Liwet
7 years ago
Board without Trolls
What would be discussed if there were no trolls?
1. Type of pants to wear for a lap dance
2. How to negotiate for a bj in vip
3. ....add your favorite here
12 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(BoringLoser)
Itsmytime
7 years ago
SMH @ guys who talk to other customers at strip clubs
Why do weirdos try to strike up conversations with me at strip clubs I'm obviously not here for you. Stop talking to me.
One time I actually got approached by a weirdo asking if I wanted to play pool with him…
28 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(Subraman)
Mtent
7 years ago
Two questions re: a smelly pussy
First, let's say that you were pounding away and smelled an unpleasant odor wafting up from the pussy of this hot ass girl. Would you finish?
Then, assuming that you saw the same hot ass girl, looking as good as ever,…
22 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(san_jose_guy)
rickdugan
7 years ago
What was your first time experience like?
I recently went to this local one Friday night with my cousin and a couple of our buddies and this was my first time going so I didn’t know what to expect.. It was awhile until I was approached but…
9 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(Cashman1234)
ilovehoustonstrippers
7 years ago
Are we allowed to go to Mexico as an American?
So between talks of border patrol, possible migrants stuck waiting at the Mexican border and Trump's threat to completely shut down the border (I've recently been getting all my info from 10/10 wins if anyone is familiar with that station),…
19 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(TJ Lee)
Estafador
7 years ago
Alternatives for Seeking Arangment?
Seeing arrangement was fun but it is so expensive and they boot you and keep your money. Secret benefits is lame . What else out there works?
56 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(Call.Me.Ishmael)
THE CHAINDOG
7 years ago
Do we accept food reviews?
Men's Club of Reno
RENONEVADA
November 25, 2018
MONDAY EVENING
SATC
Check my other reviews for info about the rest of the club. This is just a food review.
Mondays between 6 and 10, I think, sushi is half off. I ordered 2 large rolls and…
11 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(PutaTester)
shadowcat
7 years ago
Gift ideas for the person that is hard to buy for.
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1 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(flagooner)
shadowcat
7 years ago
Phoenix 2AMer.
PHOENIX (3TV/CBS 5)-- The Phoenix Police Department is looking for a suspect after a man was shot outside of a strip club late Saturday night.
The incident occurred just before midnight at the T&A Cabaret near the area of Central…
1 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(Chili Palmer)
shadowcat
7 years ago

