Front Room

So I’m smoking crack in the back of the shack with Jack when the anticipated moment arrives. Now let me tell you about my drives. What about your wife? I’ll kill her with a knife. I hate that bitch. She…

Title says it all.

As I become more portly, I’ve found that my preferred dancer breast size has changed. I used to prefer spinner types, but now her tits must be bigger than mine. I mean, if I want to fondle A…

Q. Why so you feel so strongly against battered strippers? A. I like to eat mine plain.

Gents, the next time you’re at a new club, excepting if you’re a regular, this will work for you to achieve maximum mileage with said dancer at lowest price, guaranteed. It’s the takeaway strategy employed by sales professionals such…

I favor legalization, although I only smoke weed when I'm with a stripper who's smoking. Today in Michigan you can posses marijuana if you're 21. Regulations concerning the sale of weed still have to be developed.…

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Are these kind of comments helpful in a strip club or should they be avoided? Some dancers are really attractive and fun to look at, but would it be acceptable to say that to them?

This you? https://pornnod.com/user/nicole94/

Today, I was reminded of a pertinent quote from the late Barbra Bush: “Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”

https://youtu.be/2lbn1PgWV7I He will maKe Butcoin Great again

I've never experimented w/ illegal-drugs thus don't have much knowledge beyond what I've heard mentioned on-and-off. Back in the early-2000s I had a semi-fave that was once telling me about her and her BF renting a hotel-room and having great sex…

I love Pompano...

A while back I was at a local library - at the table next to me was an older-lady who is a retired school-teacher and now tutors kids - a few minutes later her student shows-up - a very cute…

Gonna miss him

Aww I'm gonna miss him :(((((( Its ok I'll hit up in future if I wanna talk policy

There have been many discussions about strippers pissing away money and always being broke. A friend helps out at his brother's pawn shop. He says they do some business pawning jewelry from strippers, usually at the first of the month.…

Evidence it does happen! http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/indecent-exposure/mcdonalds-lewdness-294031 I am tempted to use this guys gangsta photo on my TUSCL account but it might already be one of our esteemed members, CrazyJoe? Did you blow up the shitter first and wreck the McD VIP?

Ppl ask me what my religion is I tell them debate

So last night I sat down an talked to my wife about my SC hobby. Told her how often I was going, and that I had made friends here (on tuscl) and in the club. It has gotten to a…

Q How can you tell a stripper got the best out of you? A It's in her hair.

This would only apply to VIP members. It would be nice if I got a notification (email or TUSCL PM) whenever a new review gets posted to one of the clubs on my Favorites list. Perhaps there should also be a…

It has to be the worst job there is — attendant in a strip club bathroom. What sort of bad life choices or incompetence would lead a man to accept this as a way to make a living. You have…

If your in a club where they even have influence over it. For me it does. The girls that dance to Aerosmith or Deftones I have this huge urge to talk them about music, but they were just....not good looking…

I fucked a sexy dancer in a motel. It was very nice and paid little. Who fucked a dancer and how paid?