San Antonio Texas River walk

Try the Tilted Kilt

If you would like to stay near the river walk, there is one club option for you. g.co

Otherwise, most of the rest of the clubs will be away from the river, and nearby a freeway.

:p

Although it’s a romantic place to take a dancer, Nothing downtown.

Gents, your link is to a guys stripper bar. No hard feelings, but looking for some female entertainment. But thanks!!

^^^ nicespice is not a gent

After further review I offer my apology

Lol!

Anyways, it’s standard on this board to point out that you have no reviews at the moment and you may possibly be a troll, but I’ll be nice.

Basically all clubs here are high mileage. Except for possibly Tiffany’s...but the dances are $5 anyways.

San Antonio Men’s Club will probably be your most reliable bet. Multiple dancers have told me “don’t bother working there if you’re not willing to fuck the customers.”

(On the off-chance Bexar county LE is reading this: go fuck yourself!

My club now costs an extra $15/shift to get my butt spray painted to comply with your stupid laws. If you’re going to legislate morality, then go bully the brothel club instead. Or even better, address the actual crime rampant in this city...)

This guy Skippy is just screwing around.

Rough crowd lol. I just joined, not a troll for what it's worth. Just learning my way around the board. The hard way I guess. Thanks for your feedback nicespice. I'm looking forward to some fun in a few weeks.

"My club now costs an extra $15/shift to get my butt spray painted to comply with your stupid laws."

Why must you spray paint your ass?

“Why must you spray paint your ass?”

Because San Antonio laws require covered up nipples and butts. Nipples get covered by fabric paint. And as for the butt...it was kinda ignored for a while. Girls would wear underwear and push it up so butt cheeks would be visible anyways.

But I guess the club was getting into trouble, so now for the past couple months we have to get the house mom to spray out butts now so that it will technically be “covered”—it’s been more recently that we are now required to pay $15 for that “service”.

So to be fair management is also milking it for all it’s worth. I could understand charging $5/dancer for the cost of paint and the club’s time but $15 is ridiculous.

Lmfao!!! This is beyond ridiculous. I'm sorry but I wouldn't pay to look at spray painted butts in full coverage panties WTF and they charge $15 for this shit?

I predict a a new problem, spray butt stains on your pants from lap dances ;)

LOL

Is that shit hard to wash off??

Ask nice spice if it stays on her cute little butt ;)

Yeah, it can be annoying trying to wash off. I haven’t heard of any customer complaining about getting any paint of him, so at least there is that. And the paint itself isn’t really obvious unless you’re looking really close for it. Plus the red lights help with that.

^ What brand is the spray paint ?

I bet it’s moms panty spray;)

@nicespice I’m sorry but I haven’t stoped laughing since I read that ;))))))))))))))))))))

^It must be the Devils lettuce

@ nicespice... do you need me to come dump a load on management?

I will post another story later

At least the big booty girls probably think they are getting a deal on the spray paint.

Yeah that can be a problem ( butt spray). Hard to explain once I get home. I'm good at a little story, but that takes the cake. Maybe bring a crappy pair of Jean to chuck before coming home, or buy a pair while there. Opps left them in the room! Thanks Nicespice for pointing that out. If the paint has glitter, there's no explaining why it's all over by crotch.

"“Why must you spray paint your ass?”

Because San Antonio laws require covered up nipples and butts. Nipples get covered by fabric paint. And as for the butt...it was kinda ignored for a while. Girls would wear underwear and push it up so butt cheeks would be visible anyways.

But I guess the club was getting into trouble, so now for the past couple months we have to get the house mom to spray out butts now so that it will technically be “covered”—it’s been more recently that we are now required to pay $15 for that “service”.

So to be fair management is also milking it for all it’s worth. I could understand charging $5/dancer for the cost of paint and the club’s time but $15 is ridiculous."

OMG, this is sad! Do they think dancers are like cattle or something? There has to be a better way about this...

One club in the Denver area that is in a small town surrounded by Denver has had all kinds of issues with city government. At one time they required dancers to have their ass covered while on the floor and they could not step off of stage without putting a wrap around their torso or a skirt. This satisfied the government there until they made up some other bullshit rule. Eventually the owners husband became mayor of that shithead town and everything changed. If you cant beat them join them then get your way from the inside

^^^ GOOD STORY BRO...

This one time I was at the truck stop in Omaha and This lot lizzard offered to paint my truck. And I said no.... then this one time CrazyJoe painted the walls in the shitter at McDonald's

And this other time at Ace Hardware, this dummy was showing me where the spray paint was and I already knew. So then he was trying to help me pick out the color. He asked if I knew what I was painting and I asked him what car out there he drove. The dummy started telling me what his car looked like so I asked him what color he wanted it...

And this one time at band camp...

And this one time at band camp...

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