San Antonio Texas River walk
Skippy10
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Heading here in January 2019. Where's the best high mileage stripper bar? Any good escort agencies? Any other suggestions to having a great time?
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Otherwise, most of the rest of the clubs will be away from the river, and nearby a freeway.
:p
Anyways, it’s standard on this board to point out that you have no reviews at the moment and you may possibly be a troll, but I’ll be nice.
Basically all clubs here are high mileage. Except for possibly Tiffany’s...but the dances are $5 anyways.
San Antonio Men’s Club will probably be your most reliable bet. Multiple dancers have told me “don’t bother working there if you’re not willing to fuck the customers.”
(On the off-chance Bexar county LE is reading this: go fuck yourself!
My club now costs an extra $15/shift to get my butt spray painted to comply with your stupid laws. If you’re going to legislate morality, then go bully the brothel club instead. Or even better, address the actual crime rampant in this city...)
Why must you spray paint your ass?
Because San Antonio laws require covered up nipples and butts. Nipples get covered by fabric paint. And as for the butt...it was kinda ignored for a while. Girls would wear underwear and push it up so butt cheeks would be visible anyways.
But I guess the club was getting into trouble, so now for the past couple months we have to get the house mom to spray out butts now so that it will technically be “covered”—it’s been more recently that we are now required to pay $15 for that “service”.
So to be fair management is also milking it for all it’s worth. I could understand charging $5/dancer for the cost of paint and the club’s time but $15 is ridiculous.
I bet it’s moms panty spray;)
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Because San Antonio laws require covered up nipples and butts. Nipples get covered by fabric paint. And as for the butt...it was kinda ignored for a while. Girls would wear underwear and push it up so butt cheeks would be visible anyways.
But I guess the club was getting into trouble, so now for the past couple months we have to get the house mom to spray out butts now so that it will technically be “covered”—it’s been more recently that we are now required to pay $15 for that “service”.
So to be fair management is also milking it for all it’s worth. I could understand charging $5/dancer for the cost of paint and the club’s time but $15 is ridiculous."
OMG, this is sad! Do they think dancers are like cattle or something? There has to be a better way about this...
One club in the Denver area that is in a small town surrounded by Denver has had all kinds of issues with city government. At one time they required dancers to have their ass covered while on the floor and they could not step off of stage without putting a wrap around their torso or a skirt. This satisfied the government there until they made up some other bullshit rule. Eventually the owners husband became mayor of that shithead town and everything changed. If you cant beat them join them then get your way from the inside
This one time I was at the truck stop in Omaha and This lot lizzard offered to paint my truck. And I said no.... then this one time CrazyJoe painted the walls in the shitter at McDonald's