Front Room

Q. Why didn't the stripper like it when her customer got "I love you" tattooed on his penis? A. He was always trying to put words in her mouth.

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I was a nerdy, bookish child. That probably explains why I grew up to be such a nerdy, bookish adult. When I was about 9 or 10 years old I learned that Proxima Centauri, the nearest star to the earth…

AND WILL DEFEND HER HONOR, NO MATTER WHAT. HAIL ME FOR I SHALL RESCUE THOSE DANZELS IN PERIL HUZZZZAAAA!!!!!!

you know, something you rarely witness at a SC nowadays...

no, this didn't happen anywhere near a strip club... today, i was about to pull off from an outdoor public parking lot that i was at, when i noticed directly in front of me, a young punk brazenly trying random car…

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Are there any pregnant strippers currently dancing in the Dallas area? Or the Houston area?

Why would anybody consider kissing to be more intimate than fucking?

I was a late starter to the strip club game having been in my late 20s in 2003. But at least I got to experience Bare Elegance and Paradise Club a few times before they closed. Pure dives and I…

It's beyond the point where you can't say anything anymore without getting in trouble. A Navy Master Chief resigns after facing heat over what to me was a joke comment to fire up his sailors that wasn't directed at or…

In case you missed it, IceyLoco, that paragon of erudition, social justice and political correctness, held a press conference today. At the press conference, attended only by his mama and his pet parakeet), Dr. Loco put on display a…

Yesterday a stripper asked me if I had plans for Mothers Day. I replied that my mother had died many years ago. Later I thought to myself that that was a rather unusual question coming from a stripper. I do…

Some genius (I don’t remember whether it was Newton or Einstein), determined that for most men the ideal age of a female companion is equal to half his age + 7. That formula generally has worked pretty well for me…

I don't know what the fuck I did to make so many of y'all wonder, but..... I am not a loser leaf smoking, retarded, collegiate, Millenial, beta cuck who pays strippers and escorts for sex and otherwise masturbates all day because…

Hepatitis A vaccination is recommended for anyone who ate or drank between April 24 – May 1 at the ICON gentlemen’s club. More info: https://www.baynews9.com/fl/tampa/news/2019/05/08/dept--of-health--pasco-strip-club-worker-contracts-hepatitis-a

I like to LDK at home, all by myself, when nobody is looking

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These humps are so fine these girls got caught starting at theyr own asses... lmfao

"Idiot" means a normal young man. https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/sun-men/4212698/lads-set-up-idiot-fund-for-pal-who-splurged-3500-on-strip-club-dances-after-living-it-up-like-pablo-escobar-on-stag-do/

Q. How did you feel when you learned your ATF was a moonshiner's daughter? A. I loved her still.

Men have plenty to worry about. They are expected to put meat on the table, keep a roof over their family’s heads, pay for medical costs, clothing costs, educational expenses, buy and maintain automobiles, cover the costs of an…

This is from someone's recent review. Can you really separate the club rating from the dancer rating to this degree? Doesn't the club rating partly reflect the quality of dancers in it? "Everything is going well... then I start to smell…

Would kissing with tongue, DFK, LFK, FIV, making out, and DATY be considered more intimate and personal than just straight sex?

Since joining I have read some about LDK. Is this the goal? Is this good or bad? Is it in private only or out in the open? Are some dancers into LDK? Or just put up with that part…