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Why didn't the stripper like it when her customer got "I love you" tattooed on h

Q. Why didn't the stripper like it when her customer got "I love you" tattooed on his penis? A. He was always trying to put words in her mouth.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 3

Omg love her boobs

https://www.instagram.com/p/BkpjDMGBuAv/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

future POTUS and Senator in training7 yrs ago 1 18

Club Rating 10 / Dancer Rating 1

This is from someone's recent review. Can you really separate the club rating from the dancer rating to this degree? Doesn't the club rating partly reflect the quality of dancers in it? "Everything is going well... then I start to smell…

goldmongerATLElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 12

The Importance of Math When Searching for a New Main Bitch

Some genius (I don’t remember whether it was Newton or Einstein), determined that for most men the ideal age of a female companion is equal to half his age + 7. That formula generally has worked pretty well for me…

reverendhornibastardElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 23

what old-fashioned thing, you witnessed recently at a SC?

you know, something you rarely witness at a SC nowadays...

gothamyteContributor7 yrs ago 10

pregnant

Are there any pregnant strippers currently dancing in the Dallas area? Or the Houston area?

euromarty7 yrs ago 2 6

Plans for Mothers Day.

Yesterday a stripper asked me if I had plans for Mothers Day. I replied that my mother had died many years ago. Later I thought to myself that that was a rather unusual question coming from a stripper. I do…

shadowcatElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 5

real names

I'm wondering how common this is, but lately it seems like ever stripper I have more than a few minute conversation with ends up telling me their real name, and often where they live within our first or 2nd conversation.…

GeneraIContributor7 yrs ago 6 29

Flipped a therapeutic massage therapist

I go to an AMP that has been determined to be strictly therapeutic on rubmaps. I went there about three years before my Chinese honey gave ma a hj. I tip well. she says she envies my wife. is…

WILLYSGOTAWOMANContributor7 yrs ago 4

What a beauty xo

https://www.instagram.com/p/BuIWJXBB8nw/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link https://www.instagram.com/p/Bw8FKaBBfSx/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

future POTUS and Senator in training7 yrs ago 1 6

The Horror of Hair Pollution!

Men have plenty to worry about. They are expected to put meat on the table, keep a roof over their family’s heads, pay for medical costs, clothing costs, educational expenses, buy and maintain automobiles, cover the costs of an…

reverendhornibastardElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 17

Addressing the Kiwi in the Room

In case you missed it, IceyLoco, that paragon of erudition, social justice and political correctness, held a press conference today. At the press conference, attended only by his mama and his pet parakeet), Dr. Loco put on display a…

reverendhornibastardElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 4

Happy Hump Day

These humps are so fine these girls got caught starting at theyr own asses... lmfao

MackTruckContributor7 yrs ago 3 7

If i was to use the system

Id know look like a King Pin from Dare Devil lol

JuiceBox69Elite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 14

Damnit! Next week is but another dilemma.

Last week I was torn between AMP vs SC. I made the wrong choice by going to a SC that WAS becoming my favorite, but they ended up treating me like shit! Thus, this coming week will probably be…

Nidan111Contributor7 yrs ago 4 10

Hepatitis A at Pasco County strip club.

Hepatitis A vaccination is recommended for anyone who ate or drank between April 24 – May 1 at the ICON gentlemen’s club. More info: https://www.baynews9.com/fl/tampa/news/2019/05/08/dept--of-health--pasco-strip-club-worker-contracts-hepatitis-a

shadowcatElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 3

How Did You React When You Were First Told About Sex?

I remember the day my dad decided to burden me with the ugly truth about how babies are made. I was 10 years old at that time. Immediately after breakfast my dad asked me to join him in…

reverendhornibastardElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 31

Omg im managing 4 Girlfriends lol

Damn these bitches... Got 4 legit GFs from the civilian world. One is 40 and works Zaxbies One is 24 and works retail at the mall One is 18 and a cashier at the grocery store One is 33 and works at the factory…

JuiceBox69Elite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 17

My favorite spot to LDK

I like to LDK at home, all by myself, when nobody is looking

Chilli_Powdurr7 yrs ago 3 2

Home made porn

For a variety of reasons, sex is becoming a real challenge to me “physically”, but I’m still as horny as always. My ATF and her BF live together and she’s told me and shown me pictures of them fucking &…

gawkerVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 26

Hot chick

https://www.instagram.com/p/BxIBI28g-dU/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

future POTUS and Senator in training7 yrs ago 1 14

As of today I have a new boyfriend. If you want me to tell.you what hr is like(I

We been talking off and on.cuz we been knowing each other for a while.but been talking more past few wks K.

future POTUS and Senator in training7 yrs ago 6

Does one get dizzy playing yoyo

How the hell do all the trolls keep their shit straight without confusing their comments on all the posts? Hell, I would feel like a yo-yo needing a batch of Lithium infused wine to wash down my Clozapine just…

Nidan111Contributor7 yrs ago 2 15

Lads set up ‘idiot fund’ for pal who ‘splurged £3,500 on strip club dances

"Idiot" means a normal young man. https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/sun-men/4212698/lads-set-up-idiot-fund-for-pal-who-splurged-3500-on-strip-club-dances-after-living-it-up-like-pablo-escobar-on-stag-do/

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 3 2

Would you turn your good friends in for some super hot chicks that want to have

I was having this discussion with a couple buddies who grew up right next door and across the street from me. I brought up if grew up next to hot girl next doors instead of the dude next door’s that…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 10
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