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Cinco De Mayo anybody doing anything cool?

I went out to two clubs, NO dancers at either one. This is in El Paso, Texas. Being a Sunday doesn’t help either I’m sure. But I just had it in my head that this holiday would be some utopian…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 3

High School Sex Worker Featured in School Paper Debuts as Stripper in S.F.

It's good to see a high school student choosing a lucrative career instead of settling for some dead-end job like nursing. https://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/video/4078544-high-school-sex-worker-featured-in-school-paper-debuts-as-stripper-in-s-f/

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 8

When do you check TUSCL?

1. When I am taking a shit 2. When my job has me wait 3. When a food place has me wait 4. Nothing goin on at the SC and/or don’t want the fat stripper to try and “get wit dis” 5. When I’m…

MuddyElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 8

Power & Division Among Mongers

The denizens of TUSCL have drawn the battle lines. Both sides think they cornered the market on wisdom while the others are juvenile posers some of whom have very obviously never even set foot in a strip club. Conspiracies to…

reverendhornibastardElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 43

Best ways to butter up a stripper part 2

I found this thread from 2007 and thought even though the person who started it might have left TUSCL, I would start a second part because if then it wasn’t my intention to butter her up, I did once say…

Maskath7 yrs ago 3 13

A Solution to Racism

Racism is a poisonous brew. It should be eliminated. I have a suggestion: Let’s bring back the miscegenation laws! Only this time, instead of prohibiting miscegenation, let’s make it mandatory! The benefits are obvious. First, miscegenation can be loads…

reverendhornibastardElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 16

Catch-22

It's a tactic well used by the left in attacking conservatives, and used by @IceyHomo in his racism charges. Example. A white man is racist if he buys services from a black sex worker because he is exploiting her for racial reasons. A…

flagoonerVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 40

Plz try my spinach and provolone recipes..also hmu if u want chicken recipe

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future POTUS and Senator in training7 yrs ago 1 1

They shot at me, dropped k-word after finding out I was black, stripper alleges

In South Africa they use the k-word instead of the n-word. https://citizen.co.za/news/south-africa/crime/2126458/they-shot-at-me-dropped-k-word-after-finding-out-i-was-black-stripper-alleges/

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 3

Met the Maestro ! Ultimate Strip Club Hound

Incident happened a month ago and still cannot stop thinking about it. I visit several clubs in Austin, TX. From time to time I run into same customers in multiple clubs. Our only connection is we are strip club customers.…

rogertexElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 6 5

What happened to the dyslexic stripper?

Q. What happened to the dyslexic stripper? A. She walked into the bra and took off her bar.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 3

Has a stripper ever paid you after FS?

Crazy story. I have been eyeing a girl for weeks at my favorite club and finally got the nerve to ask her for a VIP room. Typically we only did lapdances. In VIP she offered FS for $200 and we…

TrentonPhantom7 yrs ago 2 9

Quality of Dancers Down

In my opinion quality of strippers has gone down over past 10 years or so. I'm talking about nyc/CT area anyway. Has anyone else noticed this? You think it has to do w online things - like the hottest girls…

myocardium7 yrs ago 1 11

Miami/ Hallendale area

Hello all! I was wondering if any new advice about this area. I was there several years ago and loved Tootsies although didn't love how aggressive they were to get you into a VIP room Another discussion I wanted to bring…

myocardium7 yrs ago 3 6

I WANNA CUDDLE WITH NICOLE ON CHATURBATE....

OK

TrapBaby3047 yrs ago 8 20

OT: 2019 Kentucky Derby betting

Speaking of bad investments, the Derby is tomorrow! I've historically done bad at betting the Derby (I just am plain better at analyzing the Preakness' field and distance), and as a longshot lover, the last few years being pretty…

a21985Contributor7 yrs ago 4 15

Unable to PM or trust other Tuscl-ers

Even though I have VIP membership on Tuscl I'm unable to send messages or trust others. Boths buttons have disappeared. WTF! Anyone else have this issue? Is it because I didn't do the verification thing? Founder? Anyone?

vajmonVeteran Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 9

My Idea of a True Hottie

Meet Amy Mainzer, https://m.imgur.com/gallery/sHG7Z She is an American astronomer, specializing in astrophysical instrumentation and infrared astronomy. She is the Deputy Project Scientist for the Wide-field Infrared Survey Explorer and the Principal Investigator for the NEOWISE project to study minor planets and…

reverendhornibastardElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 37

Nicole and icey: would u put us in the same. Category? Why or why not.

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future POTUS and Senator in training7 yrs ago 1 7

A Victim of Sexual Child Abuse

I lost my virginity at age 16 as a victim of sexual child abuse. My “abuser” was a 26 year old woman who had hired me to mow her lawn. At the time, I certainly didn’t feel abused. I…

reverendhornibastardElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 5

I fucking hate it when I am the most recent responder!

Damnit! I fucking hate it when you guys/gals take forever to respond to posts! Especially when I am on my 4th 16 ounce vodka infused wine. Shit. Every day is a Monday to me. Hell, every day is…

Nidan111Contributor7 yrs ago 4 9

That moment when you're 2 gorgeous 4 the world 2 handle

https://www.instagram.com/p/BwYGySBlCaD/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link Jealous ugh

future POTUS and Senator in training7 yrs ago 1 8

THE TROLLS ARE VERY VERY CONFUSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So they claim I'm IceyLoco. They claim IceyLoco is a woman. But claim I'm a man. LULZ

TrapBaby3047 yrs ago 5 1

Glendale CO 2AMer.

GLENDALE, Colo. — A popular gentleman’s club was closed for an investigation Thursday night following an altercation that the Glendale Police Department said left a 48-year-old man dead. Officers first arrived at Shotgun Willie's at 490 S. Colorado Blvd. just after…

shadowcatElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 6

OT: Your Worst Investment

What has been the worst investment you have made in your life or the biggest waste of your money looking back that was not related to strip clubs or any form of sexual gratification? For me it would have been owning…

sinclairElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 3 31
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