A man walks into a shop in Chinatown in San Francisco. He sees a striking statue of a rat and buys it.
Walking down the street he starts seeing rats coming out of buildings and alleys and following him. He walks faster and faster and more rats come after him. He begins to run and even more rats chase him.
He gets to San Francisco bay with a horde of rats on his heels. He throws the rat statue into the bay and all the rats jump in after the statue and drown.
The man walks back to the shop and says to the owner, "Remember me? I bought a statue of a rat here."
The owner of the shop says, "Sorry, no refunds."
The man says, "I don't want a refund. I want to know if you have a statue of an attorney."
lol!