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About how many strip clubs have you cummed in? I would not go to one if I knew that I couldn't cum therein. My total is about 45 since over several decades.

Looks like 75 different clubs in my career as a monger. About 14 diff states and 2 Canadian Providences ( total of 240 reviews). I think the data base only goes back to 2004. I…

I want to be a Seatle Cop now! They got to eat donuts and have watch Naked Guys!😉😍 https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=7340

I am looking forward to my eventual post-pandemic return to the mongering life. I have a strong preference for Asian women but haven’t found any clubs in the Houston area where I can reliably find attractive Asian strippers. Most of…

I thought I had at least 48 hours before Mrs. Hornibastard raised the question again about inviting Amanda to participate in our private moments. I was wrong. Mrs. Hornibastard never brought it up. She just proceeded to…

I’m surprised Shadowcat hasn’t already posted this one. I’ve never heard of Shayk’s and it’s not listed on TUSCL. https://www.ajc.com/news/atlanta-police-release-video-of-2-suspected-in-shooting-outside-strip-club/3ZZ4YK3P6RFY3PIED3SRI5JKM4/?outputType=amp

https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=5130 “Hi I’m Roxanne and I’m a free spirited dancer.” “Free spirited,” wonder what that means? That she’ll willingly have sex with old dudes like jackslash or that she doesn’t shave her legs?

Baltimore club has a win. https://baltimore.cbslocal.com/2021/03/03/baltimore-strip-club-coronavirus-covid-19-lawsuit-update/

I thought about making a rumdummoron AKA jonycovid99 joke about this because it took place in India but I couldn't do it, it's just too gruesome to joke about. The father in this story is a total psycho! https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/indian-man-accused-of-beheading-daughter-in-apparent-honor-killing/ar-BB1eeQry?ocid=msedgntp

How quickly and how often does it take for you guys saying some crazy shit to a girl? I'm talking full on, unadulterated, ribaldry. For me, unlike the real world, in the strip clubs I feel like the me too…

The Poker Club is called " Pocket Rockets" its on a phone app that is usable on android and iOS Im just a player and not the owner of this operation. I do get commission from ppl joining the club and…

Looking for an atf named Dakota. 53 great butt 32a sweet very bubbly. Anyone seen her?

So a few nights ago I was watching the movie "Diner." It's set in the early '60s and there is a scene that takes place in strip club of that era. There's a 3-piece band (piano, sax, upright bass) playing…

"Great News: Johnson & Johnson Vaccine Chart Looks Like a Dick" — https://www.vice.com/en/article/n7vgpq/great-news-johnson-and-johnson-vaccine-chart-looks-like-a-dick https://i.imgur.com/zMeigzI.jpg "This chart shows that from day one of receiving the shot, the immune system gets absolutely sprung, reaching as much as 90 percent immunity against severe or critical COVID-19…

I’ll be in Winchester March 4th and 6th. Looking fir sugars, clubs, private dancers.

Just wondering. Its been awhile.

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YOUR MAJESTY. I SHALL SERVE YOU FOREVERMORE....FOREVERMORE! After ofcourse I’m done doing Nicespice and Eves bidding I am indeed their little bitch boy, but after that I DARE FOLLOW YOU INTO THE ABYSS IF NEED BE, MY BROTHER, MY CAPTAIN...MY KING…

for your viewing pleasure to make the morning go by a little quicker: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQOehY0doGU

1) Cancel wieners. They are sexist because they resemble penises.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.projectcasting.com/jobs/king-of-diamonds-atlanta/%3famp King of diamonds is opening in forest park this weekend during all star weekend. This club will be big and a lot of dancers will migrate here for the name. South side of Atlanta definitely needs more clubs.…

Because plain old fentanyl wasn't dangerous enough: https://www.vice.com/en/article/3anmy5/a-deadly-synthetic-street-drug-called-benzo-dope-is-on-the-rise

Please come and let me [verb] on your [noun] thx

I thought this issue was dead and buried. But as soon as Mrs. Hornibastard #3 asked me whether I thought Amanda looked cute in her ultra-tight leggings that had so mesmerized our 12 year old son, Randall, last weekend…

Makayla @SRCOI and @California Girls Santa Ana so if your in SoCal be sure to check her out when you get a chance. It seems just from all the comments under her photos that she is a lot of people’s…