Front Room

Just two minutes here, enough of this COVID and Afgan discussion, a little diversion: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVkB8Es6F8s&ab_channel=MerkinMuffly

I was on a conference call with someone that lives in NYC yesterday and they said starting this week to dine in a restaurant they have to present a vaccination card. Several national chains in my area are requesting…

What are the condoms of choice for you guys. For years I only used lifestyle because it was reputable. I once thought about getting flavored condoms for girls who only provided BJ but felt silly ordering them. However, I just…

She looked so good I couldn’t wait to get my hands on her and take her for a spin. But her B.O. was epic - I couldn’t even get it up. Is no deodorant a young hipster thing? She smelled like…

From an unpublished review that might get rejected for being too short: "I walked into the bar and it was a cross between a carnival mirror maze and a industrial park."

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — The Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office said a man in his 20s is dead after an argument at Passions Gentlemen’s Club located in the 9800 block of Beach Blvd Monday morning. Around 1:36 a.m., JSO responded to the gentlemen’s club…

the makers of the movie flashdance were having a hard time on who to pick for the lead role. so they found a bunch of union guys and brought them over to a movie theater. after watching whatever it was…

Both have a girl next door look with an approachable demeanor. Which one pf them do you think is hotter? If you had to choose to get a lapdance from one of them, who would you choose?

dfg

https://www.thedailybeast.com/she-quit-being-an-icu-nurse-to-make-six-figures-on-onlyfans Could you imagine having a nurse like that? God damn

We criticize stripper life choices, but we risk dying in 2AMers in order to fondle shapely bums.

This week has been cool for baseball. First there was the Field of Dreams game which would have been cool on its own, but the game was epic on its own. Last night the Diamondbacks starter threw a no-hitter in…

"MTO alleges that two of the women are dancers in Los Angeles, and the other is a real estate agent in Atlanta. Two of the women supposedly got pregnant by Future, after having a threesome with him." https://blacksportsonline.com/2021/08/future-got-two-strippers-pregnant-during-threesome-and-a-white-real-estate-lady-at-the-same-damn-time/

Recently a dancers that I know well and lives fairly close to me, showed me her electric bill on her cell phone. I was for $271 for her 2 bedroom apartment. I would guess 1000-1200 sq ft. On the other…

Hell No! https://youtu.be/Bqavq5pUC04 Warning: Satire 😜

https://youtu.be/Qdk6xLbpHGE

https://youtu.be/7uDedltVbDE They should play this in clubs its actually not bad.

Traveling last minute to DFW. Do not have the time to read 5+ reviews for the 16 (ish) clubs NE of the airport to find which one to visit. Looking for someone who is familiar, and not berate me, tell…

shouldn't do thhis if the other significant other is standing right next to you: https://twitter.com/i/status/1423386546921635842

At the club last night I walked to the stage to tip a dancer and saw she was wearing an ankle monitor. I did not ask her for VIP. Would an ankle monitor increase or decrease your interest in…

Why are we saying Billy Joel and Frank Sinatra? Why are we using dudes names as slang for extras? We need better ideas on tuscl. What about Billy Jean or Financial Statements? Please post your ideas 💡

I am genuinely curious because I'm sure, at least on a subconscious level, it does. And I am talking about actual colors of dancer attire, not some political bs. From my experiences, my clientele tends to like red. You also can't go…

I have a serious question, so I thought I’d start a thread rather than get lost in the original thread. Horacio Sanz - described as a ex-SNL star - (I think calling him a “star” is a bit over…

We were celebrating his getting out of the house to party with me on Friday the 13th and we both got cats stuck up our asses!!! How else were we supposed to get the gerbils out 😉

Departing from my occasional "What are you reading?" threads, what movies or TV shows have you been watching that you've enjoyed and why? I just finished re-watching "The Sopranos" to refresh my memory for the upcoming prequel series starring James Gandolfini's…