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On my last trip I swung through Las Vegas for a few days. Rather than write up individual reviews for the clubs I checked out, I figured I'd just provide some brief comments on all of them in one place. I…

LOL!!!

4 years, 200 million Well I suppose he won't have to concern himself with higher gas and food prices. https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/aaron-rodgers-returning-to-packers-on-extension-that-will-make-qb-nfl-s-highest-paid-player/ar-AAUMOy3?ocid=msedgntp

I guess I'll be leaving TUSCL soon. I was just notified by phone message that I have won $2 million, a new Mercedes Benz and $5,000 a week for life. I can no longer associate with guys only making $350K/year.

Could there possibly be any better way to celebrate International Women’s Day than in the dank and dark confines of your favorite high-mileage den of depravity? Of course not! I for one will go and open my heart, my wallet…

Three of the guys listed have been favs of my favs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9llFZRr2CD4

Signs along the highways that enter Texas say "Drive Friendly, The Texas Way." If your state had a motto like Texas does, What could it be? I will get a few started... Drive Friendly The Texas Way- Drive like an Ass Hole. Drive…

Any advice on where to go and where to park?

The 'T' and 'Y' keys on my laptop are not working (all other keys seem to work) - I took them out and blew around the area in case there was dust but they still don't work - anyone had…

Head is $500 now!!! We need to put these bozos in check that are causing all of this inflation by actually paying these ridiculous prices. $500 is way too much for head, dammit! https://www.westword.com/news/box-of-human-heads-stolen-in-denver-how-much-theyre-worth-13598701

Some wacko ape shared a photo of my half-sister, rachaelthelioness, reacting to tales of yours truly fucking hairless ape whores. This is some fucked up shit https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/t8jdhq/what_do_you_think_happened_to_this_lion/ Now I’m tryin’ to track the asshole who told her this shit down so…

Q. What does it mean when you haven't been to the strip club all week? A. It's Monday.

I’m looking for a new club, but I can only work as an independent contractor since I don’t want it showing up on background checks in the future. Any recommendations for clubs that are still doing cash?

Hot take by one of the funniest comedians of our time. https://youtu.be/-ZVnE2Zv7X8?t=2251

Sometimes you’ll get dances with a stripper, and she’s not really putting all that effort in, she kind of stops and lays there. And I know the ultimately the answer to stop getting dances but you already paid for this…

Hey guys, I've been wanting to ask this question for awhile, since you guys give very insightful answers. It seems that many of these guys are constantly "bashing" each other. Some people might give the excuse, "we live in a democratic society"…

A week ago I spent the night out at one of my favorite strip clubs. I hadn't been to any clubs in a while, and I was feeling particularly horny, having spent the last couple of weeks distracted and abstinent.…

I really hate this. I had a hot ass girl lined up who I hadn't seen for a while but has always been a good time in the past. The Jack is flowing, I've been watching tits and…

Hi, I am looking for advice, I am in my 40's and haven't had the opportunity to visit SCs until now. I'll be travelling through Myrtle Beach, Richmond VA and Baltimore on Sunday afternoon\evenings…

I was thinking maybe felixunger? I think Drew Carey would be OK with an uncovered HJ unless it was from Mimi.

https://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Merilyn_Sakova If anything happens to her, will Putin's days be numbered? Because big boob lovers will surely get to him?

Last night I went to do a lap dance with a girl. The hour and a half that I was in the club I was the only customer to ask a girl to do so. When we got back to…

As I read this news article I couldn't help but think of a certain creepy TUSCL poster from san jose. Start by sneaking into her bedroom and filming her while she sleeps, then maybe graduate to raping her while she…

If everything worked out (which is a big if) what way would you lean? Price wise I think it sort of works out sorta close to that. I don't always do this but I think I've been leaning more in the…

Gotta go to Cali in 3 weeks on business. Anybody know if Gardena clubs made it back from Covid closings? Got my mouth already for hash - would like me some hash....