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Alan Markovitz Net Worth: Information on Markovitz’s Life, Career, Personal Life

jackslash

Detroit strip clubs

This is one of the strangest articles I've ever read. It claims to be written by Alan Markovitz, the Detroit strip club owner, but it doesn't sound like it was written by him. It doesn't sound like it was written by anyone whose native language is English.

"Professor Markovitz, Theodore Age Markovitz will be 63 years old in 2020, making him the world’s oldest individual. As soon as feasible, we’ll be able to update his birth date.

Alan Markovitz is the author of this article (Ph.D.) Markovitz’s exact height is a closely guarded secret."

Strange. I used to see Alan in the Penthouse Club and the Flight Club, but I believe he is now a hands-off owner, spending most of his time in Florida. If Alan has a Ph.D., he must have gotten it from Hyderabad University by answering an advertisement for Movers and Packers on TUSCL.

https://twoleftsticks.com/alan-markovitz…