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It should surprise none of you damn dirty apes that we ricks are experts at wordplay. This rick thought he would share the best anagram - a rickagram, if you will.: Marisa Tomei = Itsa me Mario ROAR!!!

I'm split. I do like to go to the strip club because I like to get turned on. I like the heels and the seduction. But at the same time, I don't like to waste all my money. I don't…

Recently I saw a really hot stripper with a prominent scar on her stomach I’m assuming a c section scar but maybe not. But I thought to myself, you know what I really don’t even care at all and continued…

to my surprise in all the years i've delved into this hobby of ours this has happened only a few times. it maybe due to the girls that i associate myself in these clubs, as they have a tendency to…

How much would you spend? Is $500 too much ?

Seems like he has some empathy most of the time, but then he starts threads with the tone of a viking in a nunnery. One clear thing is that the vehemence of his troll accusation are in proportion to how bad…

My OTC fav recently declared her nipples (including areolas) to be a Demilitarized Zone. She says they are chafed. They look fine, but it seems plausible (she wears a G-cup bra, so high traffic area). So I…

When I was leaving gloryhole on michigan avenue I was hit by bus. Someone told me to come here because there is good lawyer in Detroit that also moonlights at gloryhole and she will take my case. Also…

First of all, I am ok. I was a little shaken up earlier this afternoon as I was robbed at a gas station in Cleveland. After my hands stopped trembling I managed to call the police. They were quick to…

thread of the year lulz Repetitive behaviors and autism https://youtu.be/2LhI23QPoi8

very interesting clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8c0GoPW7g54

Planning a trip and passing through Philly. Wondering how safe the clubs are. My favorite was always Cheerleaders but I heard someone got robbed and shot in the parking lot last summer! I'd be planning to go in the evening…

I enjoy reading the stripper subreddit, much more so than stripperweb. As a lot of us know, on stripperweb apparently every girl makes bank doing only air dances and extras are the devil. On the stripper subreddit however…

Have you ever had a dancer tell you you're spending too much. Or to save your money for the next night so you can see her again. Or her giving extra dances coz she thinks you tipped too much.…

Fellow mongers, I could use some advice. I've been doing ITC extras for several years now, but recently started doing OTC for the first time with my ATF. However, I got off on the wrong foot with this girl by…

Do you wear anything expensive when going to the club? I think its important to smell good. And I used to wear expensive cologne but realized I get more compliments when I wear Axe lol And I…

So Bambi was there last night. I run to see Bambi only to find out she is not there or that she is fugly in my eye. I couldn't even tell you the names of 90% of the girls working…

‘member how Mr. Dugan’s fictional wife left him as sole caregiver for his fictional children? It was completely amazing how Mr. Dugan’s fictional wife leaving happened at exactly the some time as Mr. Daddillac’s trip to North Florida. You know,…

From a monger standpoint, I think the mileage is pretty average? Two way contact is kinda a thing most places. But most of the time a review is posted, it’s freaking waaaaaaaaaaahhhh from either the reviewer or a commenter. I…

One recent nude club I was at, sitting stage side a bigger girl comes by and places her cunt close my face. I wouldn't say it was a single queef or even a series of queefs it was more just…

Hello VIP folks. Can you give me some advice on San Antonio, TX clubs. Are there any somewhat upscale clubs that have hot women? Thank you!

I think there is a reasonable likelihood that Mr. Skibum has one: https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=79016 I’m betting Mr. Mark might. Mr. Anderson and Mr. San Jose is more likely getting the CIA mind control beams. Questions: Is Mr. Dugan under alien mind control? Are…

If Darren McCarty ever goes to strip clubs in the Detroit area, I hope he gets free cover and whatever the hell he wants on clearance prices! 25 years to the day since the brawl. Happy National Turtle Day! https://youtu.be/GE7oh315Rb0

Hello all. Can you give me some advice regarding clubs in San Antonio, TX. Are there any nicer, upscale clubs with hot women in or around San Antonio? Thank you!

At least she had a fall back career when she could no longer dance. https://mynbc15.com/news/nation-world/how-an-exotic-dancer-became-one-marylands-most-wanted-bank-robbers-united-states-marshals-service-kyresha-anderson-baltimore-city-county-anne-arundel-county-alarms-dye-packs-tracking-stripper-miami-new-york-tony-gause-capitol-one-td-bank-capture