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The 25 funniest strip club reviews on Yelp. Get a fresh beer first. LOL.

http://www.complex.com/city-guide/2012/02/the-25-funniest-strip-club-reviews-on-yelp#26

shadowcatElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 2 8

Not a good night at my usual club . . .

This is not a review (hence it is in the discussion section) because I think this is an experience that can be had at any club. So tonight about 9:30 I decided to head over to Papermoon Downtown in…

JacksonEsskayVeteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 4 9

Miami Beach Club

See below article. This has pretty much been a "panned" club on TUSCL, yet it thrives. Location, I would assume. A non-alcohol club. I wonder how this new plan will play out? If, as the article states, their attorneys say…

ClubberVeteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 4 8

Options

So why don't strip clubs give us more options ? So the norm table $10 Vip $20 CR$40 Why not have like massage tables in the back ? Showers for you and a girl to get into ? Jacuzies ? Lemos ? Beds ? And so on as the…

JuiceBox69Elite Reviewer14 yrs ago 5 14

Conversation

So conversation is huge to me in the strip club. A girl could be smoking hot and give the pussy up easy ! But I will not buy !....I enjoy the banter back and forth as well as a good…

JuiceBox69Elite Reviewer14 yrs ago 2 23

15 will get you 30.

NEW ALBANY, Ind. -- Police are searching for a southern Indiana man accused of having sex with a 15-year-old girl at a strip club in May of last year. On Monday morning, an arrest warrant was issued for 28-year-old Seth…

shadowcatElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 8

Reviews that piss me off.

What good is a review that says drinks were the standard price for a strip club or I paid $$$ for a lap dance.All that tells me is that he/she (lowpaw) bought a drink and got a lap dance. I…

shadowcatElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 2 8

Anti "Strip Club Nightmares"

Reading the above topic made me think of an encounter some years ago. It was at the former Ally Cat in Coral Gable, FL. At the time, they had a shower bar out back where dancers would shower. Imagine that.…

ClubberVeteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 5 4

Cincy has no strip clubs but....

CINCINNATI - It is one of our area's most exclusive clubs and someone you know might have already joined. But it is certainly not for everyone. The so-called "Mile High Club" is having sex on a plane. And one local air…

shadowcatElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 4 4

Putting TUSCL Knowledge To Use

Last night 5 other guys from base and I go drinking downtown to celebrate one guy's engagement (let's call him XXXX). I wouldn't quite call it a full fledged bachelor party. So we're downtown drinking and last call…

SnakePlisskenContributor14 yrs ago 8 24

This has to be said

To all of you that have served or are serving in our nations military. THANKYOU FOR THAT.And to all military families my heart goes out to you. FYI I'm a son of a USAF Vet. CLUB ON ALL STAY SAFE

bang69Veteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 2 6

Just a little something to pass the time with...

When considering going condomless or sexin it up: http://www.webmd.com/sexual-conditions/ss/slideshow-std-pictures-and-facts

deogolContributor14 yrs ago 5 7

Happy Vday to All !

I wish every body a very blessed and love filled day !

JuiceBox69Elite Reviewer14 yrs ago 2 2

How big is your dick?

A 74-year-old South Carolina man was arrested early yesterday for prostitution after he allegedly offered to perform sexual acts on a pair of undercover cops. According to a police report, Thomas Mills flashed his car's headlights to get the attention…

shadowcatElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 8

Victim: The lap dance from hell

Stripper claims she was raped on job Updated: Sunday, 12 Feb 2012, 11:43 AM MST Published : Sunday, 12 Feb 2012, 11:43 AM MST Celina Westervelt ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. (KRQE) - An exotic dancer says she was raped early Saturday morning by a…

shadowcatElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 12

Results for It's All About the Benjamins Part Deux (The Good Stuff)

It's All About the Benjamins, Part Deux (the Good Stuff) Each response will be reported as follows: # who would pay/# who would not pay average amount In the Main Room of a club, how much would you pay for: A…

JacksonEsskayVeteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 3 15

Whitney Houston Dead at 48

Just reported on CNN. What a loss!

AlucardVeteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 3 24

Best Mileage in Philly Area?

What clubs do you recommend for the best mileage in Philly area? PA or NJ.

td610Contributor14 yrs ago 6 3

2 Atlanta clubs now offically closed.

AS i reported on https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=17298 The Crazy horse Saloon and Pink Pony South are no longer shown on the chain's web site. showbars.com Speculation that the Goldrush Showbar would pick up the slack are not founded. Stopped by a week ago and…

shadowcatElite Reviewer14 yrs ago 1 5

"loan" to stripper

anyone have experience with a stripper actually paying you back with cash for a loan? I have one who is wanting to do OTC in exchange for repayment but she had originally agreed to pay back in cash.

samsung1Elite Reviewer14 yrs ago 3 37

Closing the sale

I know for me that when a girl snuggles with me at the table in all honesty the heat for me is turning up ! She starts rubbing on my chest,strocking my face.....kissing on my neck....she don't even need to…

JuiceBox69Elite Reviewer14 yrs ago 3 9

valentines day

Anyone wanna share anything special they did for their significant other that resulted in them being WOW'ed.

Jcromp856Veteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 2 3

A New Babe For My Dreams

A lazy afternoon at Rancho farmerart spent watching food shows on the satellite brought a new honey into my dreams. America's Test Kitchen has a new babe doing the baking spots since my last visit to that show. Her name…

farmerartVeteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 7

Strip Club Nightmares

Which is a worse scene to arrive to? A) Two school buses stretching across 4 parking spaces each (chartered by economizing bachelor parties and inferring its a sausage fest inside) or B) A 95% empty parking lot (its dead inside the club as…

CTQWERTYVeteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 4 23

Reviews -- do you review a club after only one visit?

I have posted reviews on this site and its prior incarnation for several years, but only for those clubs that I can give a fair analysis based on repeat business. I think it would be beneficial to have a…

JacksonEsskayVeteran Reviewer14 yrs ago 6 15
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