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shadowcat
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How big is your dick?

A 74-year-old South Carolina man was arrested early yesterday for prostitution after he allegedly offered to perform sexual acts on a pair of undercover cops.

According to a police report, Thomas Mills flashed his car's headlights to get the attention of Myrtle Beach Police Department officers at around 2:15 AM. He then “asked about the size of the U/C officers genitals, asking to see them,” police reported.

Mills then allegedly went on to say that “he wanted to give and receive oral sex from both officers,” adding that he “had another friend that would join them in the sexual acts.”

Officers then arrested the retired Mills for first-offense prostitution, a misdemeanor.

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JuiceBox69
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6 on a bad day and 7 on a good day !

This story is weird (but in the goodway)

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georgmicrodong
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I'm curious as to why the story didn't mention an offer of, or request for, money, or other compensation, as that's generally a required element of a prostitution arrest. Simply soliciting sex isn't generally illegal.

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motorhead
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So I'm lost. He is gay?

What size range was he looking for? We're assuming he wanted XL but who knows?

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JuiceBox69
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Lol ! Motor ! Ya I was wondering that to . I mean its easy to just asume it was to men but, that's a little sexus....it could have been 2 female coppers or maybee a man and a women team ! Either way this old dude was wanting a 3some lol.....

Side note motor you asumed he was gay and asumed he wanted an XL cock lol ! That's fuckin gold !

If I was gay and was going to take up the ol' shitter ! I would want the smallest cock lol ! But that's just me :p

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bang69
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motor yes he is gay. what a bumb ass

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Pablo Antonio
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How big is your dick? Guys don't ask other guys how big their dick is. Girls like mine and that's all that's important.

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Alucard
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"How big is your dick?"

Well...not quite as BIG as I'd like, but it fits into the appropriate female orifices well enough. LMAO There's also such a thing IMHO as TOO big! LOL

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sharkhunter
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Don't tell me, maybe the idiot thought they were undercover officers? Going under the cover of his pants. :)

As far as breaking the law in SC, people do that all the time here because you can't even hardly breathe without breaking some arcane law. Even the cops break the law anytime they play a game of chance with dice. I haven't heard about the cops breaking down the door and arresting teens for playing Yahtzee so far. Fortunately it's mainly idiots getting arrested.

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