Which is a worse scene to arrive to?
A) Two school buses stretching across 4 parking spaces each (chartered by economizing bachelor parties and inferring its a sausage fest inside)
or
B) A 95% empty parking lot (its dead inside the club as far as customers are concerned, and though this may sound like a buyer's market, the gals know whatever they make off you will be taken in the way of house fees, tip outs, etc., so there's no point in them even talking to you this day)


I'd gladly take the 95% empty lot. Frequently I hit my favorite club shortly after opening at 4 PM to avoid the big crowds seen later. My club fave dancer is much more likely to be available, as are a number of other desirable young ladies. Going back to the semi-private VIP room, there's nobody else watching, making the lady of choice less likely to have her repertoire restricted by eager eyes. And stage time is ME time if the ladies don't have to rush around to 12 other stage tippers during a 2-song set. An empty club is a gold mine to me. If I saw 2 school buses in my club's lot, I'd never step out of my car. No thanks on the asshats.