Strip Club Nightmares
Which is a worse scene to arrive to?
A) Two school buses stretching across 4 parking spaces each (chartered by economizing bachelor parties and inferring its a sausage fest inside)
or
B) A 95% empty parking lot (its dead inside the club as far as customers are concerned, and though this may sound like a buyer's market, the gals know whatever they make off you will be taken in the way of house fees, tip outs, etc., so there's no point in them even talking to you this day)
A) Two school buses stretching across 4 parking spaces each (chartered by economizing bachelor parties and inferring its a sausage fest inside)
or
B) A 95% empty parking lot (its dead inside the club as far as customers are concerned, and though this may sound like a buyer's market, the gals know whatever they make off you will be taken in the way of house fees, tip outs, etc., so there's no point in them even talking to you this day)
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Next evening, my friend couldn't go out, but I ventured anyway. As I drive by the same club, same time, it is packed! I had to stop. It was one of the better clubbing evenings I have ever had.
Next evening he wouldn't believe me, so back we went. Packed again. Now this is the 80's, much different club scene than these days. He actually had a dancer un-zip him and give him a quick BJ right in the club. That rarely even happens this day.
Needless to say, it took awhile for the grins to leave our faces.
Give me an easy-going week night at the Pony, or afternoon at Follies, with lots of dancers, not many customers, and appreciation flowing all over the place because I'm there. That's the best.
"whatever they make off you will be taken in the way of house fees, tip outs, etc., so there's no point in them even talking to you this day"
What with tip out payments, getting Nothing from whatever customers are in the Club makes no financial sense to me. The Dancer is in a BIGGER negative $$$ situation than if she makes some $$$ from customers.
Now with that said I do go on heavy nights and croweded clubs !
And if it was a bus full of men going to party ! I still thank the ladies that I would be with would stick by me and enjoy my money ! : )
One more reason y I go when the club just openes ! That's when the girls r the cleanest and freshest !
I too like it better when the club isn't super busy/crowded. However, the day shift dancers usually aren't that hot. In my short club experience, I've had numerous day visits where the dancers didn't impress me and I left without getting a dance. But when I go at night, especially if it's on a Friday or Saturday, I ALWAYS find hot dancers.
I'm surprised nobody brought this up.
its a moderate crowd and a stripper with a trembling voice and looks like she hasnt slept in days approaches you scratching her crotch
I try not to go during times like A). I once visited a club that was so full there was only one seat open in the building. Not doing that again.