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JuiceBox69
Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
So why don't strip clubs give us more options ?
So the norm table $10
Vip $20
CR$40
Why not have like massage tables in the back ?
Showers for you and a girl to get into ?
Jacuzies ?
Lemos ?
Beds ?
And so on as the mind will give
Now I know their could be some legal issues and some clubs have some of these options
But your in the business for money so why not just lawyer the fuck up and put on the greatest show on earth !
Which also brings me to specials ! Some clubs have them at closing and some not at all...while some just let the girls do their own thang......
Why not give good deals to your bulk buyers and regulars on drinks and dances ? It would keep us always coming back !
I don't get how some managers run the clubs like its the goddamn DMV ! Lol !
So what you guys thank ?
So the norm table $10
Vip $20
CR$40
Why not have like massage tables in the back ?
Showers for you and a girl to get into ?
Jacuzies ?
Lemos ?
Beds ?
And so on as the mind will give
Now I know their could be some legal issues and some clubs have some of these options
But your in the business for money so why not just lawyer the fuck up and put on the greatest show on earth !
Which also brings me to specials ! Some clubs have them at closing and some not at all...while some just let the girls do their own thang......
Why not give good deals to your bulk buyers and regulars on drinks and dances ? It would keep us always coming back !
I don't get how some managers run the clubs like its the goddamn DMV ! Lol !
So what you guys thank ?
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specials defo need more of those too, the better the deal, the more i'm getting of it.
* Nude wrestling - the guy strips to his underwear and pays $25 to wrestle three nearly naked girls in a padded ring. During the round, he tries to pull the girls' bikinis off and they try to pull his underwear off. Of course, the guy wins either way... :)
* Nude oil-ups - Again for $25, I think, I guy gets a spray bottle of baby oil and proceeds to spend 5 minutes on stage spraying a nude woman and rubbing the oil in all over her. Nothing was off limits, so there were some good slippery feels going on.
Add to the above the private one-on-one booths and adjacent fully-stocked X-rated products store and that was a helluva club, for sure.
Blue sounds like I need to save up and try europe out !
Rod that would be so fun ! Wild ass club !
Would it just be a lot easier if the had an *actual* menu like at the Olive Garden and we just ordered it up and knew the prices.
@juice: it's like shadow said: it all about what local LEOs let you get away with
Mitchell Bros in San Francisco, back in its peak maybe 20 years ago, had a lot of variety. Movie theater, stage show, shower show, hourly specials, frequent porn star appearances. It's gotten lame since then.
The clubs in Bangkok used to have some great shows, everything from "pussy ping-pong" to bestiality (not my thing but there it is).
Mjx I know to bad they act like we r drug dealers you know....its like what george carline said sex is not illegal and neither is giving some one money but some how you put the 2 together and its now illegal !
Nights the US needs to lightinn up about sex ! For humans that is lol !
I've gone on a couple FKK Tours (fkktour.com) which are cheaper, safer, and better quality girls/experience than any VIP, Adelita's/Hong Kong, Caribbean adult vacation, or anything else I've ever experienced (although I haven't been to Bangkok, so can't weigh in there). In any case, it's definitely worth checking out.
I've known clubs that had one of those options, but none that had all of them at once. I think most of it is just legal stuff, but I think a lot of it is just clubs afraid to blatantly rip off their competition. The only reason my favorite club doesn't have a shower stage is solely because the one club it views as its competition beat them to it. Of course, there is the matter of where to put it, but to me, it is fairly obvious where it could go. Then again, they do have to pay for it.