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JuiceBox69
Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
So why don't strip clubs give us more options ?
So the norm table $10
Vip $20
CR$40

Why not have like massage tables in the back ?
Showers for you and a girl to get into ?
Jacuzies ?
Lemos ?
Beds ?
And so on as the mind will give

Now I know their could be some legal issues and some clubs have some of these options

But your in the business for money so why not just lawyer the fuck up and put on the greatest show on earth !

Which also brings me to specials ! Some clubs have them at closing and some not at all...while some just let the girls do their own thang......

Why not give good deals to your bulk buyers and regulars on drinks and dances ? It would keep us always coming back !

I don't get how some managers run the clubs like its the goddamn DMV ! Lol !

So what you guys thank ?

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shadowcat
13 years ago
A lot of it has to do with laws. Columbia PP at one time had a massuess but had to stop because they didn't have a license. In some places they cannot give out free booze. ie happy hours. A license is required to be a cigar bar. Which baffles me in that PP is a cigar bar but smoking ITC is illegal. It still goes on though.
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bluemonday
13 years ago
you need to go club in europe juice ... what you are suggesting is pretty much standard !

specials defo need more of those too, the better the deal, the more i'm getting of it.

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Rod8432
13 years ago
There used to be a club in Camden NJ, just across the Ben Franklin Bridge from Philly, called Fantasy Showbar. They featured a number of innovative nude specials:

* Nude wrestling - the guy strips to his underwear and pays $25 to wrestle three nearly naked girls in a padded ring. During the round, he tries to pull the girls' bikinis off and they try to pull his underwear off. Of course, the guy wins either way... :)

* Nude oil-ups - Again for $25, I think, I guy gets a spray bottle of baby oil and proceeds to spend 5 minutes on stage spraying a nude woman and rubbing the oil in all over her. Nothing was off limits, so there were some good slippery feels going on.

Add to the above the private one-on-one booths and adjacent fully-stocked X-rated products store and that was a helluva club, for sure.
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JuiceBox69
13 years ago
Shadow son ! To bad the owner got lazy and dropt the liences shit !

Blue sounds like I need to save up and try europe out !

Rod that would be so fun ! Wild ass club !
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motorhead
13 years ago
We always talk about what's "on the menu".

Would it just be a lot easier if the had an *actual* menu like at the Olive Garden and we just ordered it up and knew the prices.

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mjx01
13 years ago
@motor: yes, an 'actual' menu would be easier

@juice: it's like shadow said: it all about what local LEOs let you get away with
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Ermita_Nights
13 years ago
Rod, that's amazing. Never heard of a club like that in the US.

Mitchell Bros in San Francisco, back in its peak maybe 20 years ago, had a lot of variety. Movie theater, stage show, shower show, hourly specials, frequent porn star appearances. It's gotten lame since then.

The clubs in Bangkok used to have some great shows, everything from "pussy ping-pong" to bestiality (not my thing but there it is).
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JuiceBox69
13 years ago
Motor if it could be legal and a full menu was posted that shit would be perfect !

Mjx I know to bad they act like we r drug dealers you know....its like what george carline said sex is not illegal and neither is giving some one money but some how you put the 2 together and its now illegal !

Nights the US needs to lightinn up about sex ! For humans that is lol !
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Rod8432
13 years ago
Juice and others - you'd love the FKK club scene in Germany. Many clubs actually do have a menu for each girl, and list them on their website (check this one - http://www.samya.de/gallery/index.php?gi…). On the menu is everything from basic kissing, sucking, and fucking for 50Euros (about $70), through Cum In Mouth, Cum on Face, and Anal - usually each for a 25E to 50E upcharge. A bargain no matter how you cut it, and it's nice to know which girls do the kinds of things you want beforehand. And, it's all legal and above board - how sweet is that?

I've gone on a couple FKK Tours (fkktour.com) which are cheaper, safer, and better quality girls/experience than any VIP, Adelita's/Hong Kong, Caribbean adult vacation, or anything else I've ever experienced (although I haven't been to Bangkok, so can't weigh in there). In any case, it's definitely worth checking out.
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Rod8432
13 years ago
By the way, view the above link for the Samya girl with Google Chrome and it'll automatically translate the page from German into English.
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sharkhunter
13 years ago
I know of one club with a jacuzzi but why would I want to spend $100 or whatever the rate per 30 minutes or 60 minutes is just to sit in a jacuzzi with a dancer? maybe it's not 100 but $300. The charge is really high typically. I could just find a dancer if I really wanted to and meet up with her and do a lot more for less money. As far as talking goes or watching her in a bikini, I don't need to pay hundreds of dollars to do that. Maybe some guys with lots of money are willing to do that with very hot girls but the very hot girls rarely work at strip clubs I visit. I don't have money to burn either.
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JuiceBox69
13 years ago
Looks like I need to visit my home land ! Lol
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eaglepa
13 years ago
Wild J's, Port Trevorton, Pennsylvania has a 1/2 Hour Jacuzzi $200, however, as far as I know the club has no extras.
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DandyDan
13 years ago
Juicebox-
I've known clubs that had one of those options, but none that had all of them at once. I think most of it is just legal stuff, but I think a lot of it is just clubs afraid to blatantly rip off their competition. The only reason my favorite club doesn't have a shower stage is solely because the one club it views as its competition beat them to it. Of course, there is the matter of where to put it, but to me, it is fairly obvious where it could go. Then again, they do have to pay for it.
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