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http://www.foxnewsgirls.com/ Check out this link and tell me which FOX News girl that you'd want to get a lap dance from. Me, I'd take Maria Molina, followed by Kimberly Guilfoyle, even though she was married to Gruesome Newsome.

Whenever one of our long time prolific members suddenly disappears I wonder what happened. Vincemichaels, a fellow Detroiter and valuable contributer, was last seen at the end of July. Anyone know where he is now?

I cam across this comment in this story: http://ca.news.yahoo.com/u-stores-ugly-more-ways-061701406.html "The battle for the consumer dollar is particularly intense in a year when taxes have risen, real unemployment remains around 12%, 40% of the population are on foodstamps, never mind unemployment, we…

Happy Thanksgiving to all, enjoy the time with your families and favorite dancers!!!

So I remember when I first started going to strip clubs (hard to forget since it was just a measly year ago) and the clubs I went to, I was always at least having ONE hottie (nothing less for me)…

Babydoll is going to see her folks for Xmas. She told me I can have sex at her club while she is gone,only with this one certain stripper. I don't know boys. I smell a trap. What say you?

...once scored 4 td's in one high school football game. At 5-10, 160 lbs, I once dunked a basketball during a rec league game. I also hit 3 hrs in one rec league softball game. Awesome huh? What's your greatest sports feat?

I have heard about this movie scene for decades but I just saw it for the first time this evening while killing time in a departure lounge. Gotta admit....that was a thrilling chase through the hilly streets of San Francisco…

Wants it the most - is King of TUSCL

Which girl at which club has the best natural tits you've found? Not necessarily the biggest, although big is nice of course.

MYRTLE BEACH, SC (WMBF) - One man is behind bars following a reported armed robbery at a nightclub that recently reopened. The reported armed robbery occurred in the bathroom at The Ranch on Highway 501 on Saturday, Nov. 23. The strip…

Who is the funniest poster on tuscl? Who makes you laugh the most?

Anybody have any advice for how to ask for extra's, without saying extra's? I'm trying to avoid the first lapdance if I can. In the past I've asked to be taken to the most private area in the club, but I guess…

I recently asked my neighbors' little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President someday. Both of her parents, are liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked…

In September a 5 or 6 years ago at a club I frequented I was with a fave and a very cute blonde cheerleader type went onto the stage. My fave told me she and a friend were new, just…

C'mon fellas...a wise man once said "We need to stop dis haterade , stop.the.drinking of hate and drink the sweet cum of love.....let's talk about titties,..." Truer words have not been spoken.

All melancholy and shit?

I've been offered a new job in Houston and more than likely will take it and probably start in the middle of December. Just wanted general information on clubs in the area. I do prefer white/Latina girls and I'm not sure…

Did you ever ger a diaper rash from ldking? If so, then that takes being molested by a dancer to a whole new level...

The market has been going bonkers and hitting all time highs? What do you all think – bubble? If so, u think their will just be a pullback and not a semi-crash? All do you think it can keep…

A dancer, whom I know slightly but have never had dances with, sat down at my table. Then she began to cry. Me: "What's the matter?" Dancer: "I haven't been making any money, and I won't be able to…

As I sit here and think of the various dicey activities that I engaged in with dancers during 2013, one thing that sticks out in my mind is the downtrending in the ages of the girls that are offering up…

Rejoice: the Stadium Club will be open for the weekend. The bill was paid Friday, much of it in singles. That's not a joke: $40,000 of the roughly $150,000 collected by the Office of Tax and Revenue was paid in $1…

A news story in the Ann Arbor news on Sunday (Gannet news byline) spelled out why it IS LEGAL to be totally nude and serve alcohol in a Michigan club. This all stemmed from a…

Where I did most of my clubbing back in 1995 to about 2001 or so, predominantly in the New England states and parts of NY, there was a lot of truth to the notion that the hotter girls generally did…