I wore a black shirt to the club yesterday. Thought I looked good. Of course, when I got there and got under the black lights in the back, the shirt looked like total crap. Completely covered in lint. The shirt itself smelled nice and was "clean," but had picked up a ton of lint sitting at home somehow. I'm sure dancers are used to this, but I was still extremely self-conscious for some reason. Damn lint.
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The Dreaded Lint
Oct 15, 2013, 8:06 AM
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LOL I'm always wearing black when I go as I'm playing music when I leave and that's the 'uniform'. I get the lint too and I'm always afraid it looks like dandruff!
The dreaded lint to me is when you're diver down on her lapper flaps and you pick up that piece of pantie lint that makes you pause for a second or two.
Answer to your problem: Wash with like colors. Tumble dry just long enough to remove wrinkles then hang dry. Apply lint roller.
Don't wear black.
Why do you need to look your best in SC? That is the stripper's job! A couple years ago some drunk threw up on me at a SC, after that got in habit of wearing old clothes to the club. I am not there to impress the strippers.
The only time that I dread lint is when that's all I got in my pockets.
Its cigarette ash and as long as you have money no dancer cares.
" I am not there to impress the strippers"
It is just the bankroll & willingness to use it.
Lol Slick!
Black is bad, but white is much more dangerous in a SC. I've ruined many a nice pair of slacks or a blouse after some high contact dances with dancers wearing too much foundation or spray-on tan junk.
Maybe 'Orange is the New Black'? ;)
@Bullwinkle-Eye drops? Shit, I rarely use those things. If my eyes are red then that's just the way nature intends the high to be. I know gals out in Cali that see your red eyes and automatically are like, "Where's the Kush at?"
Anybody bothered by belly button lint?
@Shadow-Bill Plympton made the best Plymptoons on the planet.
"" I am not there to impress the strippers" It is just the bankroll & willingness to use it." Damn your right! The bankroll is the key. Money talks and bulshit walks. Lint is meaningless.
Best answer is to avoid clubs that use black lights. Clubs that use black lights are lame. They don't make you look good and they don't make the dancers look particularly good either, and they display an amazing lack of creativity in the club design.
Most drug stores sell cheap rollers for lint removal. Used as a preventive measure, it saves one from embarrasment.