The Dreaded Lint

14 comments

• SuperDude

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  11 years ago

  Most drug stores sell cheap rollers for lint removal. Used as a preventive measure, it saves one from embarrasment.
• rockstar666

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  11 years ago

  LOL I'm always wearing black when I go as I'm playing music when I leave and that's the 'uniform'. I get the lint too and I'm always afraid it looks like dandruff!
• tumblingdice

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  11 years ago

  The dreaded lint to me is when you're diver down on her lapper flaps and you pick up that piece of pantie lint that makes you pause for a second or two.
  
  Answer to your problem:
  Wash with like colors.
  Tumble dry just long enough to remove wrinkles then hang dry.
  Apply lint roller.
• Alucard

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  11 years ago

  Don't wear black.
• VeryBigDawg

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  11 years ago

  Why do you need to look your best in SC? That is the stripper's job! A couple years ago some drunk threw up on me at a SC, after that got in habit of wearing old clothes to the club. I am not there to impress the strippers.
• SlickSpic

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  11 years ago

  The only time that I dread lint is when that's all I got in my pockets.
• skibum609

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  11 years ago

  Its cigarette ash and as long as you have money no dancer cares.
• Alucard

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  11 years ago

  " I am not there to impress the strippers"
  
  It is just the bankroll & willingness to use it.
• lopaw

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  11 years ago

  Lol Slick!
  
  Black is bad, but white is much more dangerous in a SC. I've ruined many a nice pair of slacks or a blouse after some high contact dances with dancers wearing too much foundation or spray-on tan junk.
  
  Maybe 'Orange is the New Black'? ;)
• SlickSpic

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  11 years ago

  @Bullwinkle-Eye drops? Shit, I rarely use those things. If my eyes are red then that's just the way nature intends the high to be. I know gals out in Cali that see your red eyes and automatically are like, "Where's the Kush at?"
• shadowcat

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  11 years ago

  Anybody bothered by belly button lint?
  
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VorRingNb…
• SlickSpic

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  11 years ago

  @Shadow-Bill Plympton made the best Plymptoons on the planet.
• VeryBigDawg

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  11 years ago

  "" I am not there to impress the strippers" It is just the bankroll & willingness to use it." Damn your right! The bankroll is the key. Money talks and bulshit walks. Lint is meaningless.
• inno123

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  11 years ago

  Best answer is to avoid clubs that use black lights. Clubs that use black lights are lame. They don't make you look good and they don't make the dancers look particularly good either, and they display an amazing lack of creativity in the club design.