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So here we are on a holiday that perhaps should more correctly be called Consumption Orgy Day. It occurs to me that, if it weren't for strippers, I'd pretty much be a total cheap bastard. Lap dances are…

Here is the difference between LDK and myself. Maybe it's not about the happy ending Maybe it's about the story

Good morning everyone. I hope that you have a great day. IRVINGTON, N.J. (WABC) -- Police are investigating a shooting outside a strip club in Irvington New Jersey that left three people dead and two others wounded. The gunfire erupted…

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When was cute....before she turned into a hideous slutwhore http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYJw6xuS85s&feature=youtube_gdata_player

I was sitting at a table in a frequently visisted strip club preparing for another Christmas eve alone. Ahoter patron was sitting at a table all alone. As he got up and left without lookiing directly at…

A stripper's bodyguard reportedly punched a Laguna Beach man after a misunderstanding, but both parties eventually settled with no arrests made, according to Laguna Beach police. The man hired a stripper to come to his residence in the 600 block of…

The investigators say they found $10,000 worth of knockoff Boston sports merchandise at the Foxy Lady in Brockton, Mass. The club allegedly sold the counterfeit goods and gave them away with the purchase of two lap dances. Homeland Security raided…

One alleged robber is killed, the other wounded in chase that ended in a shootout with police ELOY, Ariz.—An early morning robbery yesterday at an adult boutique in rural Arizona ended in a car chase and shootout with police that left…

The great inventor died this past Monday. Rest in Peace. I just read about it recently. Just posted in case others missed it too. The AK-47 was known to work when other guns would jam up.…

Affidavit: Man shot by woman over alleged money for sex http://www.local10.com/news/affidavit-man-shot-by-woman-over-alleged-money-for-sex/-/1717324/23641760/-/f39im0z/-/index.html

That's what the Salvation Army says this year at the donation bucket...how many of us either made a daonation to the salvation Army or volunteered some time as a bell ringer this holiday season ? Me peronaly saved up all year…

If you have never watched this classic movie starring Chevy Chase, do yourself a favor and watch it now. If you have seen it before, enjoy it again as I am about to do.

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Sometimes when I'm at the bar if I see a dancer I like, I'll call her over and put some dollar bills in her panties or thongs. It's a great way to feel up on some ass and dollar bills…

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That other butt plug discussion got me thinking. We used to have dancer at Follies that danced with chrome butt plug. That was hot! She no longer works there and none of the dancers do that now. Talked to her…

I found an episode I must have missed. On the BBC network.

Damming! Christmas is cancelled this year! You told Santa you were nice this year and he died laughing

Peace on earth and good will towards men, right?

Any general consensus on whether clubs will be open today or tomorrow? I'm assuming that all clubs will be closed for the entirety of Christmas. I think most club are likely to be open today, but have a hunch that…

Here's my contribution. Feel free for zingers of your own. Q:Why do Mexicans get Tamales for Christmas? A:So we can have something to unwrap.

'Twas the night before XXXmas and all through the club, PL's were spending their singles and dubs; The stockings were worn by the dancers with care, In hopes that their regulars soon would be there; The strippers were happy, cash tucked in their thongs, With visions…

C'mon my pervo brothers. Post the sexiest "Santa's helper" pics you can find. Make Mrs Claus jealous! I'll start: www.pinkfineart.com/twistys-models/mia-malkova-santas-helper/77220/o