Front Room

So I ended up answering that stripper texting me. By the time we met it was close to 1am, I was already out of my mind stoned on ambien and listening to portishead. We smoked for at least 2 hours.…

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I was surprised to hear this from a dancer. I told another dancer it was my first time in the club. Do you ever get surprised to hear this question?

Gotta be in a suite and tie for a board meeting at 7-fucking-am tomorrow. I've already taken 20mg ambien and know I'll have to wake up at 5am to cook a big steak, some potatoes, an espresso and snort 30mg…

I saw this in a sports bar without sound and at first thought, "Really?" http://vimeo.com/63270978

Mrs. Zip is on the road and ol' Zipman be catchin' up on the Netflix. So I'm watching the groovy sci-fi show "Surface", 'bout some electric sea monster. However there are two truly amazing stars of that series...Lake Bell's left…

Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?A: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job! Q: Whats a condom and a coffin got in common?A: They both hold stiffs but one is cumin and…

The pain of sunday morning is rarely rivaled by any other phenomena. We are now forced to come back to sobriety in preparation to live a "normal" life monday through friday. Coming back to the real world means no more…

I just discovered that our very own Crazy Joe is a doctor. A doctor of scatology. To my knowledge the only institute that awards a doctorate in scatology actually awards a D.Phil., not a Ph.D. Could it be that Crazy Joe,…

GOing to be in Seattle mid-week; first time there. Clubs are nude; is one-way or two-way touching allowed? If going in mid-afternoon Wed, any recommendations for clubs or dancers? Thanks, Vman77

My wife and I plan to be in Minneapolis later this month and would like to hear suggestions from local, on the best club to visit. The last time we were in town, was Thanksgiving. The first night, we…

The Juice-bots are gone Right?

Remember that story about banks being forced to sever accounts of porn stars and sancers? DOJ is also now going after the gun industry. http://www.nraila.org/legislation/federal-legislation/2014/5/operation-choke-point-raises-alarms.aspx

It's all in how you wear it. http://azstarnet.com/kentucky-derby-the-hats/image_f851ca94-b503-11e2-b6db-001a4bcf887a.html Nuff said.

Today's topic for contemplation, consideration, and possible amusement is ACCESSORIES. Yesterday, I threw out the theme of Kentucky Derby Hats. Being from the South, sundresses and sunhats are considered as a ritual of Spring. Baseball caps with…

So, we all have had various flakes with OTC. Tonight, I lined up this cute chick(civie gal) to meet up tonight. Well, I had a great day with Pops watching the Derby, got drunk at a kids…

What do you call a blonde with pig tails? A blowjob with handle bars

I got fooled twice! So I went to see the Mayweather fight and I see two smoking hot strippers I've been wanting to get dances from. The first one turned out to be a total bitch. I would not be surprised…

The weekend debauchery has begun Last night: 1) Brought a stripper to a 5 star hotel 2) she immediately almost OD'd on oxy 3) Drank so much rum that immediately after cumming on her face, I puked all over the marble bathroom 4) pretty…

Today is the Kentucky Derby. What do you think of hats? And nothing else! One of the best stage dances I ever witnessed included a hat.

At the sc last night spending far more cash than I should have been having the time of my life. It's so much fun having a large amount of cash in the right club with the right dancers.…

I never saw the attraction to making it rain money on a dancer. In fact it kind of looked disrespectful in a way. But, last night, after a few too many drinks, I made it rain for the first time. My…

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For those that buy their lovely dancer a drink now and again... For my CF - In the club it's a white zin (weak VA clubs only serve beer & wine), otherwise it's a vodka cranberry That was my previous fav's drink…

I was wondering if visiting strip clubs contributes to such dreams. I had a dream before I woke up where I needed a place to crash and go to sleep. A couple of girls told me they knew the place.…