Front Room

Steve dude...Steve dude...I'm hyperventilatin'. I'm SOOOOO askeered!!! It isn't just #ebola.strippers any more. Nope... www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/22/barnabas-davis-ebola-heroin_n_6031240.html

This chick is 24 and looks hot, at least based on the face... www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/21/megan-mahoney-teacher-sex_n_6022546.html I can't remember a high school teacher that I'd want to 69. Well, maybe my 11th-grade English teacher...if somebody pointed a gun at me and said "69 her…

Her mom decided that the kid had a 1% chance of not being completely fucked in the head. So she decided to remove that sliver of hope by finding a child molester to date... www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/23/honey-boo-boo-mom-child-molester_n_6036888.html

My emotions are fucked right now. I can't believe what I just heard and saw I while ago and I am still digesting all what was said and done, what is she going to be doing later tonight (10/23/2014). Apparently, my…

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it,…

This will wake up the echoes. http://m.tmz.com/#Article/2014/10/23/notre-dame-football-justin-brent-lisa-ann-date-knicks-game

Feeling bad for a certain PL. From what I can gather he hasn't had a lot of experience with women. So for my friend, the strip club is a perfect place to learn a few hard, rather good lessons. Fact…

Recently was at a club where a dancer told me she had just come back after being gone from the club for 8 years. Anyone else ever come across dancers being away from a club this long or longer and…

Well, it's not really "Touchless". It just flushes automatically. You know what I mean? I think is just silly. Like you're okay tucking a stripper without a condom, but you will avoid her if she has a runny nose.

http://i.imgur.com/4Q2IDiy.jpg Warning: Eye bleach may be required after viewing.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/23/vagina-smell-sculpture-_n_6031876.html

What have you guys been told by a dancer that you can use as a tip? My current strange request is rares from Magic The Gathering.

DIXON, Mo. (AP) - A Missouri strip club owner is facing 10 misdemeanor charges accusing him of allowing dancers to perform topless, allowing alcohol to be consumed at the club and keeping the business open later than the law allows. …

What do you think it means if I'm texting my ATF to ask if she will be working on a certain day and then after she tells me she will be she and says that if I ever get bored…

So my good family friend asked me to strip for them when I was helping her fix something at her house. She said she would pay to get my car fixed if I did. Is this something that happens to…

Help.. i have been to a few clubs with ample parking and we are going to Mons Venus tonight. I looked at the map and there doesnt seem to be any but for ten cars. Reviews say parking…

If any of y'all have seen the news footage of the latest White House fence hopper then you must be disappointed in those mutts. Whether they're Alsatian's or Malinois', they weren't up to standard. I've seen a Pitbull…

I've been texting with four different dancers this week, trying to set up some fun for my upcoming travel. I usually send them a message midmorning, and every single one of them doesn't respond until late afternoon. Earliest one…

http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/crime/substitute-teacher-at-dc-charter-school-charged-with-having-sex-with-student/2014/10/22/5eae0c30-5a08-11e4-b812-38518ae74c67_story.html She should be a stripper. Not just because of the blow job. Here is a stripper-worthy text she sent the student: “Tru but u don’t just be having sex with just anybody but I cant doe my body…

Thanks to Dougsta's tireless efforts promoting THE SYSTEM the thread "Da'System by rickyboy" (began by Brother #sausage.fingers himself) is now at 443 replies. C'mon Dougster dude...let's see if you can hit 500 by this evening. I have no idea why…

The link to an article by Kayden Kross in the "mean girls" post triggered me to go to her tumblr blog, where I found this... http://clubkayden.tumblr.com/post/99356021496/corgisandboobs-walelafusihatchi Supposedly a 1912 menu from a London brothel. I'm a bit dubious, given that the first…

Classic battle for AFC West domination. Denver appears to be firing on all cylinders after routing San Fran (Manning offense paired with a top 5 defense - scary!) but Phillip Rivers continues his resurgence and San Diego always gives…

One of the most annoying lessons learned while I was with my CF was letting her use my cellphone. One night in a cold rainy Portland town, traffic was bad along I84, bound to the east side going to Gresham to…

If you knew dancer before she had (fill in the blank) done to her, would that be a turnoff for subsequent dances. For the most part, I've been OK with dancers getting breast augmentation. Although I generally prefer natural, most…

Police said three men robbed several victims and kidnapped another as they walked out of a Washington Park strip club late Tuesday night. Police said three masked men armed with assault rifles and hand guns jumped out from behind bushes…