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Now the black type is gone. Hard to read. Or is it just me?

. Obviously most of us TUSCLers visit strip clubs to get cozy with dancers. The poker games, sports on TV, shot girls, $9.99 lobsters ... just add to the ambiance. From time to time, we do run into a club with…

I ran into this situation last night. One dancer I thought looked familiar but could not remember who she was. I got some good two for $30 dances from her. She definitely recognized me. After we…

Two men were stabbed in the bathroom of a Brooklyn strip club early Saturday after a fight erupted over music. A 38-year-old man was knifed in both biceps, the left hand and lower stomach and a 39-year-old man was slashed in…

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This is only addressed to the TUSCL bros that admit to LDKing. Not the 50% or so that don't admit they LDK. Have you ever abstained for a week or two and tried to have a truly ginormous LDK? #bigLDK

Do I place a fellow member on blast for saying the gayest, most non-TUSCL post of all-time, or do I allow him(her) to live out his(her)sad, little life in lonesome shame?

The Torrance County Sheriff helped chased down a murder suspect who was only wearing underwear and moments earlier, the sheriff said, had shot two men outside of a Moriarty strip club early Saturday morning. One of the men was killed and…

Judge Blocks Public Records Request for Stripper Info, Temporarily Thwarting Man Who Wanted to Pray for Them by Name Dreamgirls at Fox's/FacebookDreamgirls at Fox's/Facebook Last week I wrote about strip club employees in Tacoma, Washington, suing to block the county from releasing…

I had not checked the articles in a couple of days and noticed there are 3 new ones.

The polite way to avoid eating stinky pussy: do a little fingering first, then pretend the end of your nose is itchy.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/2014/10/25/report-west-point-recruited-football-players-with-booze-women/17910497/ Now a football team can’t arrange an outing for recruiting prospects that involves going to dinner with some cute cheerleaders. Where is the scandal here???? The cheerleaders weren’t giving them blowjobs (not that there would be anything…

Last Wed (10/15) I made my almost weekly visit to a black strip club. One of the girls I was with overstated her dance count, 4 vs 8. It's $5 a dance here and I had a really good time…

@LDK - you know what all this talk of you quitting LDKing and striking out at extras reminds me of? Are you old enough to remember what happened when Michael Jordan tried to play baseball? Have you heard the expressions: "Dance…

Finally got my Pearson savings back to $50,000 and im very proud of myself...its been easy to cuz i just haven't been in the mood to crush $1,000 on a night out in s while....i thank tonight will be another…

Just as another TUSCL'er did recently, I want to apologize for the comments and posts I have made in the past. Regards.

Have you ever woken up to not recognize the girl next to you because her makeup was either rubbed off by the night's activities or she had washed her make up off and went from an 8.75 to less than…

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I've seen some of these transformations. And I've seen some go the other way, too, as in better *without* the makeup. http://www.playboy.com/articles/strippers-before-after-makeup

Because of serious health problems my life long love affair with beer, single malts, and Bordeaux is over. My health problems are unrelated to my previous booze consumption but those same problems demand that I remove all alcohol from my…

So I'm getting some dances at PP in Greenville the other day. I go back with this extremely hot blond. Skinny, beautiful face. Very tiny little tits but she's really hot. This girl gives a tremendous lap dance.…

Dude gets more than he bargained for with twins http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-crime/85-year-old-man-robbed-tied-twin-teenage-sisters-met-dating-website-officials-article-1.1986234

Despite saying she was a “stripper” and had not taken painkillers in more than 114 years, a Palm Bay woman could not avoid a trip to jail, according to a recently released arrest affidavit. The case against Devin Woodberry, 34, began…

This morning I left the torn wrapper from last night's condom in the Gideon Bible in my hotel room. I thought the faithful might need a reminder of what they're missing.

Have you ever gotten a gift from a dancer? If so what was it? In one of the local clubs where manual gratification is included in the $20 per nude dance fee I was chatting with a dancer…