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Ban all stripper shoes! http://www.counton2.com/story/27419693/woman-attacked-with-high-heeled-shoe-at-myrtle-beach-strip-club-police-say

I've been hitting the strip clubs a lot lately, but I'm fairly new to the game. I've found that the least attractive girls in a club are usually the first to try to talk to me, which is fine, but…

Simply put, unless you really like these type of dancers. It really is most ghetto rap girls left. Pretty much all the Mexican girls in Texas are fat and ghetto. Enjoy if you do. But I'm say goodbye…

The makers of the liquid lapdance pants are apparently coming out with a new product called the LL stroker. Anyone know what this is? It's advertised at the bottom of their main page www.liquidlapdance.com

Rickbou got busted drunk driving and he thought the cop was handing him anothe drink. Drunk driver thinks the alcohol tester is a bottl…: http://youtu.be/PzIHeXpND3o Here is how to help Rickboy id you see him at the club. How to Help a Drunk…

You think the upcoming Ferguson riots are scary? Here is the kind of anarchy we would face if all strip clubs were ever outlawed. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2839233/The-shocking-photographs-revealed-seals-having-sex-penguins-sparked-international-furore.html

Frostbitten Kingdom was formed in Turku, southwestern Finland, during the summer of 2004 with the purpose of creating a grim mix of melodic black and brutal death metal. The band will release "The Winter War Symphony" via WormHoleDeath Records on…

Drunk shot best friend, cut his penis off and fed it to his dog http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/drunk-shot-best-friend-cut-4650044

For you guys that enjoy rapping or just want to follow me and my shyte...download the booth at the app store and search for juicebox669 and duke669 im always dropping new tracks.....daily

What does 6.9 mean? A period that gets in the waynof a good time. What is the square route of 69? Ate something. What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-loto-puss What do you call a gay dinosaur? A mega-sore-ass

With apologies to the Eagles, welcome to the Hotel Intifada... On a South London ring road, Diesel fumes in my hair, Warm smell of samosas, Rising up through the air. Up ahead by the Poundshop, I saw a flickering light, Completely knackered and I needed…

When I was young I never needed anyone And eavesdropping was so much fun Those days are gone Eating alone I think of all the aliases I've known But when I dial the telephone Nobody's home All by myself Don't want to eat all by myself anymore Eating…

I looked at his Facebook pics again and I just noticed that..... Juice has no wrists!.....Just huge arms attached to hamhock hands!....lol

I went to the ATM, and upon seeing my DS, i sprung a TB, and we started DFK'ing. She asked if I wanted to LDK, but I said I preferred OTC. She said that would be 1G. I protested…

Would you rather date, not just fuck- A. Model-type hot, 9-10, with the personality of stucco(Kate Upton, Tura Banks, etc) B. Hot chick, 7-9, funny and quick witted(Whitney Cummings, Chelsea Handler, etc) C. Hot chick, 7-9, intelligent and articulate but…

Personally, I go with the Peloponnesian. How about you guys?

Well, it's fast approaching that time of the year where we take stock of what we're thankful for. So that raises the question, are you thankful for the economic boom? By now we've all learned that the economic…

I had a first tonite. I went to eat at Twin Peaks and I had the hottest waitress in the place. She was at least a 9.5 if not a 10 in my book. She was kind of shy but…

How many does it take to satisfy a stripper ?

New glossary term

Two dyslexics walked into a bra A pirate walked into a bar with a steering wheel from a sailing ship strapped around his groin. "Doesn't that hurt?", said the bartender. The pirate replied, "arrrrr, it be driving me nuts!"

Did anyone else see Rick get a manicure? He has meat hands. Is that better or worse than sausage fingers?

For a guy who would rather pay a hooker to play miniature golf with him than have sex with her. Why the need to kid himself that he is being altruistic? Or maybe he's just a homo...

Would you listen to me? You should cuz your a bunch of retards and I am so smart. I will tak about the naked girls and how clean the bathroom is when I jerk off and tell you if any…

I had to look it up on Urbandictionary and this is what I got: The most annoying piece of shit in the world. It is commonly used by attention seeking whores. Some uses for it USED to be: Number sign Sharp…