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Apparently I've spent all of my sugar daddy's money. I bought him lunch yesterday then just paid his admission to the club today. Is it time to move on? He's emotionally attached and I don't want to hurt his…

A man was stabbed in chest and arm early Sunday morning by a very heavy-set man at a strip club. According to a police report, the man was taken to the hospital in serious condition after he was stabbed by a…

Deputies are searching for several men after a man was shot in the buttocks outside of a West Palm Beach strip club Tuesday, according to a Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office press release.. The shooting happened at Sugar Daddy's at 704…

Somebody please pm the text of my offer to jerikson. I'm going to be in LA in February, exact dates TBD. So I propose the following to resolve once and for all whether or not Jerikson is a woman. Jerikson, I…

The ol' StroDiggs system is more convoluted than Ricky Boy's system. Monsieur Diggs spouts some BS, but his actual system is: 1. Realize you're a loser that can't afford a lap dance. 2. Write a book with some nonsense about how…

I've had a few dancers over the years ask me during a lap dance to spank them. And I do, being very gentle of course. But then they say, no, really spank me. So I do it a little harder.…

Dude, I was driving along McLoughlin and decided to stop by Blush strip club. I walked in and the place was pretty much dead, but when I saw the bartender I was like--whoa man--she was F-ing pretty awesome. So I stuck…

I may have an opportunity to meet up with a fellow TUSCL user later in the year (nothing imminent). While I think it would be fun to meet at a club and hang out a bit and perhaps compare notes,…

Happy Birthday to Shadowcat. Thanks for your many contributions to TUSCL.

MIAMI (CBSMiami) – A South Florida Woman is in a coma and on life support after being shot in the back of the head during a shootout outside a Miami strip club, police said. According to Miami-Dade police, in the early…

Is it just me, or are strippers much more likely than they were ten years ago to give you their real names in addition to, or even instead of, their stage names? Increasingly often, it seems, I will tip…

it says that the wild goose was a topless bar. it was not. it was a totally nude bar. i was one of the dancers there in the early 70's. i had been a secretary at…

I’m not into the fave dancer/club thing; I like variety w.r.t. dancers and clubs and I’m rarely looking to hook up with the same dancer again – thus knowing dancers’ names is not important to me besides the fact I…

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A bit of background: I was getting a "massage" at a spa and noticed that the radio was tuned to a Christian music station. I'm not especially religious so the background music did not detract from the experience.…

Why is it called a "girlfriend experience" instead of a "wife experience"?

Readdy to club everyday this week after work!!! It's my birthday week and I'm celebrating every night!! I have a couple clubs in mind and Imma give this one other club another chance cause it was so boring last…

Heinz 57

I don't know if it has anything to do with me being bi-polar or what, but once in a while I will get really cold with my ATF, but usually has something to do with the fact that she either…

CHARLOTTE, N.C. — Charlotte-Mecklenburg police were investigating after someone stole a Maserati early Monday morning from a Charlotte strip club and then crashed it into a utility pole just outside uptown. Officers said the owner of the luxury car was carjacked…

especially if you are like the only guys in the club with 10+ dancers...They will stare at you like WTF..

JACKSONVILLE, Fla.. - A 22-year-old man was found dead at the Silver Foxx strip club on West Beaver Street on Saturday, according to the Jacksonville Sheriff's Office. Police said shots were reported and officers were dispatched to 3243 W. Beaver…

The clue was "Purchases by hobbyists," and I already had 3 of the 4 letters: _ I T S Obviously "TITS" but it turned out to be "KITS" -- different hobby, I guess.

After over 18 months of sitting with a girl off and on in one of my local clubs, I finally received an OTC offer. It was something that she would never consider before, but as I did with some…