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Since coming back and deploying my ingenious system for troll identification (aka "Zippy's Crucible o' Troof(TM)", patent pending) Dougsta has revealed himself to be none other than DoctorPhil! TUSCL has long had a troll problem. The first step to solving…

...wait for it...Colonel Harland Sanders! Check out the Colonel's FBI file (look at page 5)... https://vault.fbi.gov/Colonel%20Harlan%20Sanders/Harland%20(Colonel)%20David%20Sanders%20Part%201%20of%201/view "Wanda Boner"...like that's a real name and not some made up porno name that the Colonel made her adopt when she starred in his groov-EEE drumstick…

Did you hear that they made a device that makes driving 95% quieter? It fits right over her mouth.

This is totally non brilliant. Owner of a restaurant refusing service to a disabled veteran. Guy needs his ass kicked right out of business https://youtu.be/OaWu-nMrZVQ

http://malcolm.whotrades.com/blog/43533838434?utm_source=idealmedia&utm_medium=cpc&utm_content=post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EM1Fqi7JiQQ It was recorded in 1959. I was sitting with a very hot 21yo at the time. She said I couldn't dance to this but it would be great in VIP. I have to agree with her. I wonder if the…

I think I met this girl in a strip club. http://www.playboy.com/articles/woman-tries-to-grab-100-guys-balls-in-public?utm_source=fb&utm_medium=social&utm_content=curvideo&utm_campaign=balls

Assume the dollar goes further here, and according to Rickyboy's posts I bet the OTC is available almost to 40% of the dancers. So if your value is high and odds are probable, why wouldn't you be a Rickyboy and…

I know there seems to be an endless stream of cute young teachers fucking their students. But this one tops most, if not all. She sucked more dick than a stripper at an extras dive club. http://dailym.ai/1J5SYBr

Went to The Coliseum on Eight Mile Road in Detroit. No dances, but a conversation with an ATF. Arrived at 11:30pm. Had more than a few mixed drinks, but nothing heavy. Woke up in my car…

I was a bit dubious of the story on the guy who had a revenge plan on an alligator involving "gator rape"! So I looked it up in Snopes! http://m.snopes.com/man-arrested-for-alligator-sex/ So it isn't true! Brilliant! But it is still fucked up because…

Reading the reviews, it sounds like clubs in San Francisco aren't worth the effort. Might try an amp instead. Any suggestions?

Making the rounds of the corporate Stampede parties in Calgary last week I ran into an old business adversary whom I hadn't seen in many years. The guy was accompanied by a blowzy over-the-top woman at least 30 years younger…

Over the years I have heard all kinds horrible things said about attorneys. So for just once I'm going to turn the table. The definition of a good lawyer is one that gets a charge of sodomy reduced to one of…

By San Jose Guy. Seriously, I have the best troll of anybody here. SJG, tell one of your jokes about me. Please. Don't make me mention gravy.

Now that I know you guys and hopefully you have a little sense of humor. Which of the following scenarios is most likely to occur: A. VBD wins Mega Millions and Power Ball Jackpots. B. JS69 posts pics of the DS. C.…

Why does the gov want you to be an employee and not an independent contractor: taxes. (and penalties for "miss-classification") http://money.cnn.com/2015/07/16/pf/independent-contractors-employees/index.html?iid=hp-stack-dom

It's one of them anyways..... http://darkroom.shortlist.com/980/2cd3cef34a9c644c8247acd045266b2f:2a210918764b8b5489a1b56a271f0980/hero5.jpg

Per a recent SW thread: The end of my stripping career Today is my last shift as a stripper. I'm not making a big deal about it, but I did contact my favorite regulars to let them know that this is…

I've been dancing for just over 3 years now and I recently started a blog site. I want to feature articles with questions that I get asked by random people, customers, dancers or those who want to start dancing.…

People have had sex with pit bulls, donkeys and even parrots, but this incident is on another level. Rupert Darwin, 59, kept a 12 foot alligator tied and blindfold for the last month, sexually assaulting the reptile multiple times a day. Florida…

I was standing at the crowded strip club bar last night when somebody grabbed my arm and pushed me. The grab was hard enough to hurt. I turned and saw it was the big fat bouncer. I…

Piggybacking off VBD's topic about the new field in reviews, what are possible titles? 1) "Waste of time & money"

These geniuses had a great plan. http://herald-review.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/suv-theft-charge-denied-by-woman/article_17012405-4cf1-52ff-9f90-47901685c184.html

Have you had your interest in a dancer decline simply because she aged out? This happened to me recently. The other night I reconnected with a dancer that I used to take OTC several years ago. She…