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What is your favorite kind of tractor?

A Suffolk man with a bizarre sexual attraction to tractors has been banned from the countryside and forced to sign the sex-offenders’ register. Ralph Bishop, 53, was found by police with his trousers around his ankles “interfering” with a tractor parked…

shadowcatElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 8

If Jennifer aniston were a tranny would you give her a handy?

Let me know your thoughts. I personally would not.

Bigtallbonerboy10 yrs ago 11 12

Squirters

So today I went to my favorite club and hooked up with my current favorite for our 6th VIP. She is an adorable, cute 21 yo. Verybigdawg or Bubba267 will vouch for that. I've been trying for a couple of…

shadowcatElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 50

Opinions: Are "Sugar Babies" Just a Bunch of Hookers?

Was watching Lisa Ling's episode about Seeking Arrangements on CNN the other day. It was actually hard to make it through to the end just because of the amount of denials on both sides. Sugar Daddies insisting that the "arrangements"…

DougsterVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 36

They should have a strip club with a tattoo parlour inside......

Name it "Tit for Tat"

mikeya0210 yrs ago 3 6

Would a dancer give good advice on pursuing OTC?

So here on TUSCL us pervs spend a lot time advising each other on the best way to pursue OTC opportunities. I can't recall a dancer ever chiming in on what works and what doesn't in that regard.…

Lone_WolfVeteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 33

The SC Desert that is Upstate NY

I have lived in Upstate NY all of my life except for the 20 yrs I spent in the military and I can't believe what a desert it is when it comes to even half decent SCs. None of the…

TheycallmejimContributor10 yrs ago 9 26

Contracting pussy muscles?

I was fucking a dancer who was able to contract her pussy muscles making her vag feel tight for a few strokes, like a virgin, then loose as a goose for others... She was able to grab my dick like a…

BigPoppa99Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 4 21

Pompous=know it all.

I am under the impression that you guys are all uneducated pompous fucks. Johnsmith is probably a free attorney provides by the state and at max he works under pre paid legal. Everyone else specializes in masterbation and self inflicted…

Bigtallbonerboy10 yrs ago 4 13

Choose Girls of Any Nationality

Hypothetical: In a fictional universe, you find yourself wandering through a large building. Each room in the building contains a group of 5 girls from a particular country. All of the girls in each room are tailor made to fit…

IronFox22Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 3 39

Sugar Baby Success!

About 9 months ago I was looking for a steady playmate and stumbled into a Sugar Baby/Sugar Daddy (SB/SD) relationship that's been fabulous. We see each other a couple times a month, but text/talk daily. She's a real college…

HungryGiraffeVeteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 5 29

Porn Prduction

I'm done shopping for milfs tonight. Now I'm gonna plan the video girl production scheduled for next week. A porn producers work is never done. I need ideas. I need unique. Hot. DS worthy. This needs to…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 8

Before Papi, there was Robert Crumb..

...Underground comic artist of the 60's and 70's. He liked them thick.... http://img3.douban.com/lpic/s3322214.jpg

mikeya0210 yrs ago 1 8

Stripper getting a job where I work

One of my girls at my regular club has informed me that she is starting work where I work next week. well sort of. I work at an airport so there are lots of employee's and lot's of companies and…

ButterManVeteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 3 18

OTC orgasms

For those of you who do OTC, do you regularly give your strippers orgasms, or is it mostly just about your pleasure? For me it varies widely. DS II has an orgasm 95% of the time. DS I has…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 10

Knee protection

I've been on a bit of a dry spell lately so decided something strange was in order. There's a dancer I've known for awhile and she's about a 6 but as the saying goes, "Everyone needs a good shit, now…

gawkerVeteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 16

DS III?

I thought it actually might happen. She showed all the signs. Only 18 years old. So young. Beautiful face. Pretty eyes. Wonderful smile. A redhead. Only her fourth day dancing. I was only…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 22

New trend? Dancers introducing themselves by their "real" names and then telling

This has happened to me at least five times in the past month. Before that it had never happened. Dancers are coming up and introducing themselves by saying "Hi, I'm <real sounding first name>, but I dance as <dancer…

dtekElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 22

Things to do in NYC

This is great fun! Only two problems with it. 1. Trashes the base on your snowboard. Make sure you use your early/late season board. 2. I almost got arrested doing something similar Good times in the snow never end. I…

crazyjoeVeteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 8

Mileage in SF Bay Area?

I am doing a lot of traveling these days. Next week is San Jose, CA. Are there any clubs with decent mileage or extras in the Bay Area? Especially black clubs, but that may be too much to…

kevinmacContributor10 yrs ago 6 17

Girls who do X bit not Y

Now they I've been around the scene long enough, I've gotten more a sense of the difference between clean and dirty dancers. The ones that fascinate me most are the ones who so some extras, but a limited menu. I'm…

JamesSDContributor10 yrs ago 8 15

This is what we need in strip clubs.

A clear set of instructions on permissible behavior. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3426142/Germany-hands-cartoon-etiquette-guides-swimming-baths-dozens-women-groped-migrants.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 5 9

On line dating

My psychotherapists on tuscl say that I need a girlfriend. So since this is where I get all of my relationship advice, a couple nights ago when strongly under the influence of some outstanding edibles, I signed up at…

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 44

Dwarf-tossing in Windsor is a success

Dwarf-tossing attracts more customers than strippers. The market has spoken. Club owners are firing all their strippers and hiring dwarfs. http://windsorstar.com/news/local-news/windsor-dwarf-tossing-event-draws-hundreds-despite-controversy

jackslashElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 7

Fuck you jackie

Fuck you jackie

crazyjoeVeteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 4
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