I've been on a bit of a dry spell lately so decided something strange was in order. There's a dancer I've known for awhile and she's about a 6 but as the saying goes, "Everyone needs a good shit, now and then." I had last seen her about 6 months ago so I asked her if she wanted to go to VIP, the same as last time. She said sure so off we went. 1/2 hour, $90 to the house, $100 to the dancer. We sat down and I said, " Blow job? $100 tip?" She nodded sure, then said she had to go back to the dressing room to get her robe to kneel on. She said, if you spend all day on your knees they kill me when I go on stage. I took my sweater off to save her knees. What a gentleman.
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last commentThe clubs should install kneeling cushions in the VIP rooms like they have in church pews.
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A gift idea for our favorite strippers: knee pads.
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Okay, I"m now going to look at girls who wear kneesocks/thigh highs differently!
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I think this was posted here just recently, but under the circumstances I can't resist:
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(Atta Girl Knee Pads, 1:50)
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Mrdeuce - yes it was. :)
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Shadowcat, my excuse for posting it again so soon is:
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MrDeuce - I wasn't criticizing. I was just agreeing. :)
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^^^ these grumpy old men can't see me
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I know, scat. I just wanted to make fun of old people and dumb people :)
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HEY !! I RESEMBLE THE FIRST !!
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But when I think of the PSA seeing dancers wearing knee pads would send, I think that would signal this is a good club to be in !!
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is the deuce on the loose, hide the whiskey
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When I was young the drinking age was 18; women knew they would be shunned if t hey got pregnant so we went condomless and they didnt; there was no aids, no herpes, you didn't get arrested for drunk driving, you could speak your mind, musclie cars sold new for $3,500. When you think being old is bad, just remember, we were young at a far better time than you and when you get old it will be worse than now. Win/win for the elderly.
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Knee pads are practical. Used to be one Star, an Asian girl at Sunnyvale's Sporty's Bar ( formerly Candid Club ) who used to wear knee pads on stage. But I don't think she was even thinking of the BJ association.
Anyone ever seen a centerfold spread with a girl in knee pads, and not meaning in an athletic connotation?
SJG
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$290 for a BJ?
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Did you burn the sweater?
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